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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/01/28/a-cat-lady-bares-her-soul/" target="_blank">original article</a> on January 28, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Craigslist is coughing up <a href="https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mis/1009521563.html" target="_blank">some gems lately</a>.</p>
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<h2>Reasons I Like My Cats More Than Any Man I Have Dated in the DC Area – 23 (For Anti-Cat Man)</h2>
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<p> Reply to: XXX<br/> Date: 2009-01-27, 10:00AM EST </p>
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<p>Dedicated to the old, cat-hating man...I’ve provided a list of reasons that my two kitties are better than any of the men I’ve gotten involved with in the DC area.</p>
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<p>• My cats have never taken me on a date to the 7/11.<br/> • My cats have never pretended to be the love of my life, then disappeared into thin air without even the courtesy of a post-it note explanation.<br/> • My cats have never lied about being Navy SEALs. Not once. Actually, my cats don’t lie AT ALL.<br/> • My cats are ALWAYS in the mood to cuddle.<br/> • Cleaning up after them is much easier than cleaning up after a man.<br/> • My cats have never drunk half a bottle of Jack Daniel’s then tried to break my arms.<br/> • My cats have never lied to me about being married to try to get me into bed.<br/> • They’re not afraid to show their love and affection, which is unconditional.<br/> • My cats are VERY intelligent.<br/> • They aren’t obsessed with Asian women.<br/> • They would NEVER intentionally hurt me.<br/> • They clean themselves daily.<br/> • They aren’t insecure.<br/> • They’re very low-maintenance.<br/> • They have never betrayed me.<br/> • They like ALL different kinds of people...blonds, brunettes, redheads. Because they’re not fixated on narrow, exclusive sets of physical attributes.</p>
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<p>So when faced with the decision of whiny man versus loyal cats, I’ll go with the cats any day...</p>
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<p>She sounds like one of my exes. Always bitching. Her standards are way too high. What’s wrong with 7-11? With the right attitude and cocky smirk a guy can turn a microwaved burrito into a cherished romantic memory for the girl.</p>
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<p>How much you want to bet she completely forgave him and had a squirting orgasm that night after he tried to break her arms in a drunken stupor? Women... their tales of woe fall on deaf alpha ears.</p>
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