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<h1>A-hole Game: Day 2</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/01/13/a-hole-game-day-2/" target="_blank">original article</a> on January 13, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Asshole game with 25 year old foreign girlfriend</p>
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<p>Her: I love Indian culture. The dancing, the colorful dresses, the religion...</p>
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<p>Me: You love Bollywood? There’s no accounting for taste.</p>
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<p>Her: [getting seriously agitated] Shut up! The Indian culture is beautiful.</p>
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<p>Me: Hey, there’s an Indian guy who lives down the street. Go knock yourself out. You can get some of his culture long and hard.</p>
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<p>Her: You’re an ignorant American. A child. What do you know.</p>
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<p>Me: I know you’re being annoying.</p>
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<p>Later — pussy dripping sex.</p>
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<p>Asshole game with bartender chick</p>
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<p>Me: [looking at her new hairstyle with a grimace] What did you do to your hair!?</p>
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<p>Her: I got bangs! Jesus, fuck you.</p>
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<p>Me: It doesn’t work for me.</p>
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<p>Three months later — pussy dripping sex. And free drinks.</p>
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<p>Asshole game with heavily tattooed chick in indie club</p>
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<p>Me: Hi.</p>
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<p>Her: [sighing] Just to let you know up front, I’m not interested.</p>
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<p>Me: So you’re not going to introduce me to your cute friend?</p>
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<p>Later — no sex, but pride as a man.</p>
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<p>Asshole game with girl trying to break up with me in Starbucks</p>
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<p>Her: I really think this isn’t going to work. I don’t want to do this anymore. Look at us.</p>
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<p>Me: [slouching for maximum aloofness effect] I can read your face. You’re a bad liar. But if this is what you want then go ahead. I gotta admit you’re not easy to be in a relationship with. You’re a fucking pain in the ass.</p>
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<p>Her: What’s that supposed to mean?!?</p>
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<p>Later — six more months of pussy dripping sex.</p>
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<p>***</p>
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<p>Note: Never smile when running asshole game. It’ll look like you’re backpedaling.</p>
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