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<h1>Alpha Assessment: Terseness And Tingles Edition</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/07/10/alpha-assessment-terseness-and-tingles-edition/" target="_blank">original article</a> on July 10, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>A reader passes along a screen capture of a text exchange he had with a girl who has a boyfriend she obviously worships as a king and duty-bound patriarch.</p>
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<blockquote><p>I thought you would get a kick out of this. Little background: this chick ended up doing facials, anal anything on demand. As of current I am in a relationship with her best friend who she introduced me to and she even endorsed me. They are no longer friends and she is on the rocks with her current bf bc he knows she still wants me. If i could change one thing I would’ve left out the “Lol.”</p></blockquote>
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<p>The reader’s poetic musing are on the right.</p>
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<p>This is a thing of beauty. You’ve got a little bit of “Nah” game in there, lack of punctuation game, and all of it delivered with tingle titillating aloofness. This reader has expertly put into practice <a href="/the-sixteen-commandments-of-poon.html" target="_blank">Poon Commandment V</a>, always give less than you receive from a woman. If this text convo were <a href="/excerpt-from-the-book-of-alpha.html" target="_blank">displayed on a Jumbotron</a>, he would feel no shame, for he would know the audience of millions understands he is getting plenty of action from this girl. And it is the audience that would feel ashamed that they intuitively know this, and will thus spend their whole lives embracing romantic platitudes as salve for their chafed soulholes.</p>
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<p>The only question is, would the reader have achieved level A2M had he left off the “lol”?</p>
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