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<h1>Alpha Male Of The Month: Silvio!</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/10/09/alpha-male-of-the-month-silvio/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 9, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>When you take a look at this series of photos ask yourself if any other world leader has the <em>cogliones</em> to do what Silvio did. Silvio, despite being a foot shorter and 50 pounds lighter in muscle than Michelle, gives her the “come to me” greeting with a shit eating grin plastering his face. Total <a href="/go-to-speed-dating-events-where-the-women-rotate.html" target="_blank">alpha power move</a>. Barack was AMOGed, and he’s none too happy about it. Note especially in photo #3 Barack’s response to Silvio’s tooling of him — like a nervous boyfriend getting outshined by a charming interloper, he gloms onto Michelle in a weak attempt to cockblock Silvio. Beta. The world’s presumptive <em>numero uno</em> alpha male cockblocks an AMOG by addressing him directly.</p>
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<p>And look at that smile on Michelle’s face! I haven’t seen her happier.</p>
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<p>Silvio! Look at him beam. You’d be smiling too if you were 72 years old and <a href="/alpha-male-cage-match.html" target="_blank">boffing 18 year old Italian models</a>.</p>
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<p>Give this man the Piece Prize.</p>
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