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<h1>Before And After</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/09/23/before-and-after/" target="_blank">original article</a> on September 23, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p><strong>A. Before I learned game</strong></p>
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<p>[In bed with a woman after sex, starting to fall asleep]</p>
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<p>Me: *yawn*<br/> Her: Hey, I feel weird. I think I’m going to go.<br/> Me: Huh? What do you mean “weird”?<br/> Her: It’s not a good or bad feeling. Just... I don’t know. [She slides out of bed and patters to the den]<br/> Me: [Calling from bed] You OK? So, like, what’s wrong?<br/> Her: [Putting on her clothes and digging through her purse] Yeah, I’m fine, I’m just gonna go.<br/> Me: [Hopping out of bed, putting on my boxers, and joining her in the den] “You can stay the night, you know. You want a drink or something? You don’t have to rush out.”<br/> Her: No, really, but thanks. [She walks to the door and fumbles with the locks] See you, bye.<br/> Me: [Standing in my boxers and watching her leave] Um, sure. All right, see you then.</p>
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<p><strong>B. After I learned game</strong></p>
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<p>[In bed with a woman after sex, starting to fall asleep]</p>
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<p>Me: *yawn*<br/> Her: Hey, I feel a little weird.<br/> Me: [Turning my head to look at her with one eye] You don’t say.<br/> Her: Yeah, I think I’m going to go.<br/> Me: OK.<br/> Her: I mean, it’s not a bad feeling, I just feel kind of weird, you know?<br/> Me: Sure, no prob.<br/> Her: [Sliding out of bed to dress herself in the den and rummage through her purse]<br/> Me: [Fluffing my pillow]<br/> Her: [Some time passes. She is unlocking the door] So, um, I’m gonna take off. See ya.<br/> Me: ZZZZZzzzzzz...<br/> Her: You asleep?<br/> Me: [Lifting my head off the pillow] Oh... yeah. You know how to get home from here?<br/> Her: Yes, thanks, I do.<br/> Me: Cool, take care. Hey, give the door a good pull when you close it.</p>
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<p>I get a text message from her the following morning:<br/> ‘Sorry for my bad mood last night. Want to meet up later this week?’</p>
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<p>******</p>
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<p>If you thought <strong>A</strong> was the superior reaction, you get *NO GIRLS*. You lose! Good day, beta!</p>
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<p>PS: Give or take a few minor word substitutions for illustrative purposes, I experienced these two nearly identical conversations and post-coital scenarios from two different girls three years apart, pre- and post-game. Women really are all the same underneath the hood. It’s a miracle of triumphal hedonism over cynicism that I unreservedly love them so deeply, madly, truly.</p>
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<p class="C">Library of GigaChad | <a href="/" target="_blank">GigaChad</a></p>
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