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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2010.html">Heartiste: 2010</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2010/11/07/derisive-comment-of-the-month/" target="_blank">original article</a> on November 7, 2010. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>This one comes from a mischief maker named “Lexus Liberal” who commented on a <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227030829/http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/articles/39993/sidwell-friends-football-futility-the-obama-kids-school-football-team/" target="_blank">Washington City Paper article</a> about the poor performance of the Sidwell Friends’ football team. Sidwell Friends is a private school where Presidents send their kids to be fast tracked for future ruling class positions. The Obamas are the latest example.</p>
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<blockquote><p>I dare say, sport, you seem to have inflamed my upper NW chums more than a Bush/Cheney sticker on a Hummer 2!</p><p>The pursuit of sport is not something we put as much emphasis on here at Sidwell Friends – it’s such a vulgar enterprise. My own father wasn’t so enlightened – he loved baseball, hunting and other antiquated male pastimes, whereas I celebrate opera, gardening and appeasing my angry, Prius-driving wife.</p><p>While my passivity and latent homosexuality may negatively impact my son’s performance on the football field, I am confident it will prepare him well for a life of NPR, canvas totes, and garden parties featuring locavore cuisine.</p><p>Best,</p><p>L.L.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Pitch perfect. Maybe L.L. is a Chateau reader? Congratulations, L.L., you have earned a Key to the Chateau. Pick up your designated cat o’ nine tails at the door.</p>
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<p><em>sapere flagellum.</em></p>
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