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<h1>Don't Be This</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/12/15/dont-be-this/" target="_blank">original article</a> on December 15, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<a href="/files/H7vxcBFj.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/H7vxcBFj.jpg"></a>
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<p>herbie the love beta</p>
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<p>When you visualize beta, he’s not always a <a href="/visualizing-beta.html" target="_blank">loveless nerdo</a> who repels girls. Sometimes, he’s the guy in the photo above nestled snugly in his girlfriend’s bosom... in public.</p>
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<p>Here we have a prime specimen.</p>
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<ul><li>Fat chipmunk cheeks betraying aversion to physical exertion</li><li>Asian girlfriend hotter, and thinner, than what he could pull in a white girlfriend</li><li>Rumpled, oversized khaki pants with room for three accidental shits</li><li>Fingers intertwined like spaghetti — herb spaghetti</li><li>Soft Palmolive hands from years of tapping keyboards and studiously avoiding manual labor</li><li>Leaning into his girlfriend, displaying a complete gender role reversal</li><li>Blissfully unaware of his horrid betaness and everyone secretly laughing at him</li></ul>
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<p>Some may wonder, how does this beta manage to score a decent looking girlfriend who apparently loves him? We can only surmise. Nine inch cock? A reasonable assumption, but he couldn’t play that card until after she’s agreed to sleep with him. Bank? A more likely scenario, but provider beta status doesn’t work on cute chicks like it used to. This is yupville, after all. <a href="/urban-living-is-bad-for-relationships.html" target="_blank">Soft polygamy</a> is <a href="/state-of-nature.html" target="_blank">the rule</a> in the <a href="/a-bike-messenger-lesson.html" target="_blank">big coastal cities</a>. Closet alpha with tight game? A lot of guys you wouldn’t suspect by their normal daytime behavior handle their girls with a firm pimp hand behind closed doors. But if this guy has girlfriend management game, he’s <a href="/whats-annoying-in-this-picture.html" target="_blank">not showing it at all</a>. Guys with even a bare minimum understanding of women and basic game skills know better than to curl up into their girlfriend’s bosom IN PUBLIC like a cat wanting to be petted. Odds are good that this <a href="/cat-on-a-leash.html" target="_blank">herbus maximus</a> has no game.</p>
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<p>Best answer: She’s Asian.</p>
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<p>No non-fatty white girlfriend would tolerate such nauseating beta shit for long. His ass would be dumped as soon as the bartender winked at her. Is it any wonder guys like this hone in on Asian girls? I don’t blame them. With the Asian girlfriend, they get to be all the beta they can be, without fear of reprisal. And they don’t have to settle for a fat chick.</p>
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<p>To my beta readers: If you do manage to land a cute girlfriend, for the love of all that is manly, don’t ever do what this guy is doing. Think of this blog post, imprint that photo to memory, and you’ll thank me later for saving your relationship.</p>
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