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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/03/10/eliot-spitzer-busted-in-prostitution-ring/" target="_blank">original article</a> on March 10, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.</p>
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<p><strong>Update:</strong></p>
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<p>According to <a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2186249/" target="_blank">this article</a> in Slate, Spitzer arranged to meet one of his whores in DC on the night before Valentine’s Day.</p>
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<p>The only way this would be more humiliating for his wife is if he banged the whore right in front of her while she was tied to a chair forced to watch and then told her to “Pay attention. This is what a real money shot looks like.”</p>
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<p>No doubt his wife will stand by her man, just like Hillary stood by Bill. That is because Spitzer, like Bill, is an alpha, and women stand by alphas for doing things that would get betas an earful of feminist shrieking and their stuff thrown to the curb.</p>
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