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    <h1>Feminist Idiocy Unintentionally Provides Useful Game Advice (Again)</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/09/14/feminist-idiocy-unintentionally-provides-useful-game-advice-again/" target="_blank">original article</a> on September 14, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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  <p>A graphic produced by some dumb feminist associated with the dumb feminist Twitter hashtag campaign <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140918120746/https://twitter.com/hashtag/WhyIStayed?src=hash" target="_blank">#WhyIStayed</a> is amusingly, if unsurprisingly, self-contradicting pabulum that works well if read with the opposite meaning intended.</p>
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  <p>Duluth, Minnesota. Fuckin’ ground zero for empty-headed shrill feminist white girls.</p>
  <p>If you didn’t know, #WhyIStayed was a de-clawed internet cat swarm that defensively erupted after video of Ray Rice knocking out his adoring now-wife in an elevator emerged. The #WhyIStayed message, if one could call it that, was “Don’t blame women for anything, ever, that goes wrong in their lives.” Really, how else do you interpret thousands of women <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140918120746/http://www.the-spearhead.com/2014/09/12/enabling-the-hamster/" target="_blank">offering thousands of lame excuses</a> for why they stayed with their sexily abusive alpha male lovers?</p>
  <p>There must be an equivalent hashtag called #WhyIHadNoTroubleLeavingMyBoringBetaMaleBoyfriend. There’s not? Oh too bad.</p>
  <p>Anyhow, if you sift through this dung pile of feminist ego assuaging butthurt you find a few curious nuggets of anti-feminist truth about relationships and how to keep them going.</p>
  <p>“not take her concerns seriously” — women love love love when a man charmingly patronizes them.</p>
  <p>“say she caused it” — it may be unethical, but then why does it work so well?</p>
  <p>“use jealousy to justify actions” — chicks do dig occasional flashes of jealousy, as long as it’s obvious the man is expressing them with complete control over his emotions.</p>
  <p>“make her feel bad and guilty” — reframing.</p>
  <p>“play mind games” — that’s one way to provoke a vaginal gusher.</p>
  <p>“smash things” — occasional bursts of anger, when justified, are cues of sexy male dominance and they do turn on women.</p>
  <p>“make her do illegal things” — the ghost of Bonnie chortled.</p>
  <p>“threaten to leave her” — dread game.</p>
  <p>“make her ask for money” — because throwing money at women really makes them fall more in love. /sarcasm</p>
  <p>“give her an allowance” — if women have no agency in abusive relationships, shouldn’t they be treated like children for their own protection?</p>
  <p>“not let her know about or have access to family money” — chicks dig mysterious men. by the way, this PSA is starting to read like an action plan for fleecing wealthy beta males.</p>
  <p>“take her money” — aka make a woman feel like she’s invested in you. she’ll try harder to make it work.</p>
  <p>“be the one to define men’s and women’s roles” — chicks dig a leader. and they also dig <a href="/happy-sexist-is-happy.html" target="_blank">benevolently sexist men</a>!</p>
  <p>“make all the big decisions” — because letting women make big decisions works out real well when they’re trying to decide whether to leave an abusive alpha male.</p>
  <p>“treat her like a servant” — 50 Shades of Gray has sold millions of copies. To women.</p>
  <p>“act like the master of the castle” — this has got to be a feminist secret wish list.</p>
  <p>Another day, another drubbing. Thank you feminists, for revealing the holes in your hearts your beboobed beta male lackeys cannot fill!</p>
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