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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/06/03/foreign-girlfriends/" target="_blank">original article</a> on June 3, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>There was some discussion in the comments to <a href="/sexual-dystopia-a-glimpse-at-the-future.html" target="_blank">this post</a> about the benefits or hardships of the foreign girlfriend/wife. I fall squarely in the camp of those who believe that foreign girls are superior to American girls when the pros and cons are fairly weighed.</p>
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<p>Foreign Girl American Girl<br/> Thinner Fatter<br/> Hotter Fatter<br/> Sexier Fatter<br/> Charming Self-absorbed<br/> Feminine Unfeminine<br/> Smoker Eater<br/> Sophisticated Sanctimonious<br/> Good lovers Good fuckers<br/> Users Destroyers<br/> Opportunists Succubi<br/> Moody Fake smilers<br/> Coy Bitchy<br/> Golddiggers Souldiggers</p>
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<p>I’ve had long term relationships with a <a href="/dodged-the-same-bullet-twice.html" target="_blank">Russian girl</a> and a <a href="/the-perfect-woman.html" target="_blank">Polish girl</a>. Both were exquisitely pretty, feminine, slender, and most importantly for an LTR, sweet-natured. One was interested in getting her green card and staying in the States, but not once did I ever feel she was using me for the opportunity at American citizenship. Both girls genuinely loved me, and I them. You can tell a woman loves you when you press your hand against her chest after kissing her and her heart is racing.</p>
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<p>Some claim that the foreign girlfriend/wife, because she misses the cultural affinity, will invariably cheat on her American boyfriend with a co-ethnic. This has not been my experience or the experience of those men I know who have dated foreign girls. When a woman falls in love, she is much less likely to cheat. Foreign girls, even when their conscious motives are calculating, fall in love just as deeply with American men as do American women. They are women first, scheming Slavic mercenaries a distant second. While you may not speak her language or enjoy pickled herring, the tightness of your game and your general disposition and character as a man more than compensate for the cultural differences. Vacations to her homeland to stay with her family for a few weeks and day trips to ethnic festivals on the weekends more than suffice to keep your foreign girlfriend placated.</p>
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<p>There is more good news. Contrary to the conventional wisdom and seething envy of American feminists, foreign women make better wives than American women. According to the <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail-order_bride" target="_blank">United States Citizenship and Immigration Services</a>:</p>
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<blockquote><p>“...marriages arranged through [international matchmaking] services would appear to have a lower divorce rate than the nation as a whole, fully 80 percent of these marriages having lasted over the years for which reports are available.” The USCIS also reports that “... mail-order bride and e-mail correspondence services result in 4,000 to 6,000 marriages between U.S. men and foreign brides each year.”</p></blockquote>
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<p>So go forth, American brothers, and poach those Eastern European countries of all their hotties. It’s the alpha thing to do.</p>
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