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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/08/14/how-not-to-be-an-american-woman/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 14, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>When I wrote my <a href="/the-perfect-woman.html" target="_blank">perfect woman</a> post, I had Slavic and Caucasus women in mind. Watch <a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/article-23532788-details/Video%3A+Georgian+TV+reporter+shot+by+Russian+sniper+during+live+broadcast+carries+on+with+her+report+with+bleeding+arm/article.do" target="_blank">this video</a>:</p>
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<p>Link: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/embed/4eyQ5Maqf80?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" target="_blank">video</a></p>
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<p><strong><em>“It has most likely been a light weapon since it’s a minor wound.”</em></strong></p>
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<p>Although the video is grainy, this female reporter looks hot. She has the stunning high relief apple face typical of Slavs that gives me mighty boner. And she has a slender figure that is the norm instead of the exception for non-babushkas in her part of the world.</p>
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<p>Ask yourself, how many women do you know who can get shot and continue working in a calm manner without crying or crumpling to the ground helpless? Now... how many HOT women do you know who can do this?</p>
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<p>Does this seem like the type of woman who takes Cosmo sex quizzes, who organizes her mammoth shoe collection by hue, who dances on bars, who has had every hole violated and blogs about it, or who gets drunk on margaritas with her aging spinster friends before a marathon night of Sex and the City viewing?</p>
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<p>Watch this woman and understand finally why your devalued law degree and non-profit job mean nothing to me.</p>
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<p>Not only is she hot and can take a bullet without missing a beat, she probably knows how to cook healthy meals, haul water from the well, and orally please her man. You surmise, correctly, that given her grace under pressure after getting shot she has the strength of character to sacrifice for her children and perform her domestic duties without whining or running to a divorce lawyer at the first sign of her husband not “meeting her needs”. As a man, you will have to be strong for her, very strong, BUT LOOK WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN.</p>
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<p>How can the modern American woman possibly compete against this? Answer: She can’t. Which is why cuntastic femicunts are feeling the heat and worked hard behind the scenes and out of the public eye to pass into law the misandrist <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,180487,00.html" target="_blank">International Marriage Broker Regulation</a> Act, designed to make it more difficult for an American man to meet a foreign woman with a more feminine and pleasant disposition than the average American woman.</p>
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<p>I hope American men are reading this and absorbing the lesson. Flights to East Europe are always available. You know what to do. So... what’s stopping you?</p>
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