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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2014.html">Heartiste: 2014</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/07/31/javascript-male/" target="_blank">original article</a> on July 31, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="/be-a-skittles-man.html" target="_blank">Skittles Man</a> has his antithesis: Meet JavaScript Male*.</p>
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<p>Commenter Reservoir Tip writes,</p>
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<blockquote><p>The female reception of <a href="/women-prefer-jerks-and-men-prefer-nicegirls.html" target="_blank">this piece</a>, even here at CH, has been incredibly elementary.</p><p>I imagine the beta man-boob response is no different.</p><p>Reminds me of a funny story, actually.</p><p>Recently I was on Facebook (I know I shouldn’t have one, but Tinder) and a girl friend of mine asked via status update whether she should get a pixie cut or grow her hair out.</p><p>I told her, “pixie cut and I’m personally kicking your ass.”</p><p>To which her feminist friends and a former friend of mine turned hardcore cultural Marxist manboob replied, “omg Reservoir Tip’s opinion is stupid. Why are you even concerned about societal standards of beauty?” (LOL)</p><p>Then the manboob, who I assume is somewhat into the girl, posts something for the beta hall of fame.</p><p>“I wrote you a java script to help you figure out which style is going to work best for you” and of course, he posts the script.</p><p>As if she has any idea what the hell to do with it. Neutered man-booby goonery at its finest. I could practically feel his anticipation for her thanks and whatever attention she would afford him.</p><p>“Oh I know how to win her over! I’ll write her some java script! That’ll get her attention!”</p><p>“I’LL WRITE HER SOME JAVA SCRIPT!”</p><p>“JAVA SCRIPT”</p></blockquote>
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<p>*I can’t bring myself to call him JavaScript Man, because the term “man” carries positive character associations. Low T beta losers who behave in ways more typical of women and betray a lifetime spent struggling with testes nestled somewhere up near their diaphragms are best described as “male”, acknowledging the fact that they possess some rudimentary form of biological maleness, however actively it’s suppressed.</p>
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