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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/09/11/marry-shag-kill/" target="_blank">original article</a> on September 11, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Also from <a href="/the-dark-side-of-alpha.html" target="_blank">yesterday’s post</a>, commenter Sebastian Flyte highlighted women’s <a href="/woman-hating-betas.html" target="_blank">natural inborn revulsion for beta males</a> with the example of the fun bar game Marry Shag Kill:</p>
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<blockquote><p>Another aspect I’m increasingly seeing – WOMEN ARE PITILESS ABOUT BETAS. </p><p>Most gamers who run the routine “murder, marry, shag” quickly realise this. For those who don’t, you and the girl point at various people around the bar and state whether you would murder them, marry them, or shag them. </p><p>Sometimes I point at wallflowers and guys with no game. I normally just feel bad for them, there-but-for-the-grace-of-god and so forth, me a year ago, he just needs to learn... but women_are_brutal. Murder of course, but they embellish it further with unflattering observations on their penis size, acne, relationship history, masturbation habits... the vitriolic hate they have for these guys, it’s scary. If a couple of alphas walked in and started ripping on the betas, women would join in.</p></blockquote>
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<p>I have noticed the same thing with women when I play Marry Fuck Kill with them. After an initial hesitancy, they get comfortable playing and suddenly the claws and fangs are out, revealing in high definition surround-sound glory their barely submerged joyous hate for the hapless beta male.</p>
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<p>The nicer ones might try to think of alternate ways to dispose of the losers.</p>
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<p>“Uuumm... yeah I guess I would kill him [pointing at rumpled shirt herb]. Do I really have to kill him? Ew, yuck, could we just have him shot into space or something? Or moved to China?”</p>
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<p>If the guy is really emanating the stench of loserness, her killing instinct sharpens:</p>
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<p>“Yeah, kill him. Oh god, yes, just kill him.”</p>
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<p>You have to understand why women have this curdled reaction to betas deep in their bones. If a man spills his seed in the wrong woman, no biggie. He can still bang other women and fulfill his genetic programming. If a woman gets her eggs polluted by the feeble seed of a beta, she’s stuck for nine months, and probably longer.</p>
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<p>This is why Marry Fuck Kill is an excellent <a href="/litmus-test.html" target="_blank">litmus test</a>. I now use the game to screen for women with good character. If she is *really* uncomfortable killing off men she doesn’t want to fuck or marry, and refuses to pull the trigger, I know she’ll be more likely to want to please me and less likely to cheat. I put her in the “long term prospect” mental bin. If she chooses to marry what I consider marriage-worthy men (and I pick sample targets for her with my screening process in mind) I give her an extra point. If she chooses to fuck the dude wearing the skull and bones bandana with tribal tattoos on his arms and a perpetual sneer, I subtract points from her and put her into the “short fling” mental bin.</p>
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<p>Marry Fuck Kill does not work the same for men. When the girl plays the game with me, and I haven’t yet fucked her, I have to be careful how I answer.</p>
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<p>“Her? [looking at the fat girl she picked] Hmm, I dunno... If she was good to animals I miiiiiight marry her. I guess I have to kill someone here, eh? Maybe that chick over there. [pointing at the hottest chick in the bar] She looks high maintenance.”</p>
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<p>If I simply told the truth and chose all the hot girls for fucking and marrying and killed all the ugly and fat chicks, occasionally with unbridled glee, she would become self-conscious and never agree to be videotaped during sex.</p>
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