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<h1>Mash Note To Chi Cha Lounge</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/10/12/mash-note-to-chi-cha-lounge/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 12, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Dear beloved Chi Cha<br/> this ode is for you<br/> if your lounge was music<br/> it would be a Bachian fugue<br/> many a lady whore<br/> have i lured<br/> to the glow of your blood red boudoir<br/> appletini-stained sofas<br/> hookah smoke swirled above us<br/> drinks that hurt my bank account<br/> greasy doorman checks us out<br/> through it all you stayed my place<br/> where i took my ladywhores for dates<br/> staff smiled knowingly at my whore parade<br/> and ran bets which dates i laid<br/> Chi Cha you set the mood right<br/> pussy opened up in your amber light<br/> i gave you much in drink money<br/> and you paid me back in liquored honeys</p>
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<p>but then you went and fucked it up<br/> you thought you weren’t douche enough<br/> so you had people wait in a line<br/> when clearly no one was inside<br/> this policy is cheese<br/> when it’s in NYC<br/> but here in DC<br/> it’ll kill your revenue stream<br/> and so i’ve noticed lately<br/> not many patrons i see<br/> here’s a suggestion from me<br/> toss the pseudo-Victorian love seats<br/> and <a href="/wii-love.html" target="_blank">add a Wii</a>.</p>
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