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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2015/02/23/music-is-a-window-into-the-female-id/" target="_blank">original article</a> on February 23, 2015. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Holding up a finger to the cultural winds carrying tingles aloft, a (probably) female reader writes,</p>
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<blockquote><p>Sia is a singer/song writer , ex–party girl with alcohol problems.</p><p>She wrote an interesting song, [<a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150228054712/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL4kxeXwUeg" target="_blank">Fair Game</a>], which outline everything you have described at The Château.</p><p>I put in bold the interesting parts.</p><p>You terrify me<br/> <strong> Cause you’re a man- you’re not a boy</strong><br/> You’ve got some power<br/> <strong> And I can’t treat you like a toy</strong><br/> The road less...Traveled by a little girl<br/> You disregard the mess<br/> While I try to control the world<br/> Don’t leave me<br/> Stay here and frighten me<br/> Don’t leave me<br/> Come now enlighten me<br/> Give me all you got<br/> Give me your wallet and your watch<br/> <strong> Give me your first born</strong><br/> Give me the rainbow and the-<br/> <strong>So go on and challenge me</strong><br/> <strong> Take the reigns and the seat</strong><br/> Watch me squirm baby<br/> <strong> But you are just what I need</strong><br/> And I’ve never played a fair game<br/> I’ve always had the upper hand<br/> But what good is intellect and nerve if<br/> <strong> I can’t respect any man</strong><br/> Yeah I want to play a fair game<br/> Yeah I want to play a fair game</p><p>You terrify me<br/> We’ve still not kissed<br/> And yet I’ve cried<br/> You got too close in<br/> I pushed and pushed<br/> Opened your bites<br/> So I could run run<br/> And then I did betray the dust<br/> You saw those teeth marks<br/> They weren’t all yours<br/> You had been trusted to a history<br/> That had not worked for me<br/> Into a history from which I could not face<br/> <strong>So go on and shake me</strong><br/> <strong> Shake until I give it up</strong><br/> When I am in doubt baby<br/> I know that we could make some love</p><p>So go on challenge me<br/> Take the reigns and the seat<br/> Watch me squirm baby<br/> But you’re just what I need<br/> And I’ve never played a fair game<br/> I’ve always had the upper hand<br/> But what good is intellect and nerve if<br/> I can’t respect any man<br/> Yeah I want to play a fair game<br/> Yeah I want to play a fair game<br/> And I never played a fair game<br/> I’ve always had the upper hand<br/> But what good is intellect and nerve if<br/> I can’t respect any man<br/> Yeah I want to play a fair game<br/> Yeah I want to play a fair game</p><p>I’ve always had the upper hand<br/> But what good is intellect and nerve if<br/> I can’t respect any man<br/> I want to play a fair game<br/> Oh, I want to play a fair game<br/> I’ve always had the upper hand<br/> What good is intellect and nerve if<br/> I can’t respect any man<br/> I want to play a fair game</p></blockquote>
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<p>Sia is a <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150228054712/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sia_Furler" target="_blank">39-year-old Australian singer</a> who’s experiencing something of a career resurgence right now. Most of you would recognize her current hit song “Chandelier”. It’s catchy, visually arresting, and vaguely pedophilic.</p>
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<p>Link: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20150228054712if_/https://www.youtube.com/embed/2vjPBrBU-TM?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" target="_blank">video</a></p>
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<p>Her gimmick of late has been wearing a veil covering her face from view during performances. She’s been quoted in interviews as saying the veil is a feminist protest against the objectification of blah blah trail of hamster pellets. A less charitable observer might say that 39yo Sia has suffered her first contact with the Wall and the veil is radical wrinkle-remover and career-extender.</p>
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<p>But enough of that. Clearly, Sia loves her incorrigible badboys. Sia later, betaboys!</p>
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<p>From the beginning, women have been singing the praises of badboys. What’s more interesting, from a sociological perspective, is any noteworthy change in frequency of badboy odes, and in how those female singers opt to stylize their lyrical meanderings. Are the musical paeans to the allure of badboys prideful boasts, seeming almost like taunts aimed at the crushed hearts of lame-o betas? Or are female singers disguising their love for badboys under layers of obfuscating wordplay?</p>
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<p>Tuning my ear snare to the pop starlet zeitgeist, I do think barely-concealed confessions of cravings for badboys have been on the increase recently. The weird thing is that this badboy exaltation is occurring simultaneously with a muddled feminist empowerment pop culture fad (think Katy Perry singing “you’re gonna hear me roar”). It’s as if women singers can’t make up their minds whether they want to be mistresses of the universe or just bound and gagged mistresses of a ZeroFucksGiven jerkboy.</p>
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<p>If there is a social trend toward women freely expressing their deepest desires for hounds and heartbreakers, this reinvigorated female lust on public display may owe itself to the context within which pop singers, and their fans, circulate. As <a href="/a-european-man-on-american-women.html" target="_blank">CH explained</a>, a society that is bottom heavy with mewling, supplicating beta males would push women into the aloof and indifferent arms of alpha jerks. And when the bottled-up pussy pressure becomes too much to bear, even Wall-impact cougars like Sia can’t help but throw their natural romantic constituency — older, defeated, weak beta males ready to settle down with any old slutty cow — under the bus.</p>
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<p>Women’s love for challenging jerks never dies, it just wistfully succumbs to a slow awareness of SMV self-depreciation.</p>
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