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    <h1>Occupy Bitter Spinsters</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2012/02/14/occupy-bitter-spinsters/" target="_blank">original article</a> on February 14, 2012. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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  <p>There’s nothing funnier than lonely, unloved feminists stewing in their angostura bitters. They bring out the sadist in me.</p>
  <p><em>Down with couple-talism!</em></p>
  <p>A reader forwarded a link to a website called <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120219130936/http://occupyvday.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Occupy Valentine’s Day</a>, created by an <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120219130936/http://occupyvday.tumblr.com/about" target="_blank">ur-feminist</a> who is the executive editor of <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120219130936/http://feministing.com/" target="_blank">Feministing</a>.</p>
  <p><em>[V Day] puts pressure on couples to be a certain way, it privileges one type of love (think heteronormativity!) and it makes single people feel incomplete.</em></p>
  <p>Like most outcasts nursing grudges, she has a thing against normal people behaving in normal ways.</p>
  <p><em>we can use Valentine’s Day to raise awareness about the limited ways we think about romance.</em></p>
  <p>In the past, petulant sophists like this would be ignored and allowed to fade into obscurity. Today, they get a platform and a sympathetic media treatment.<br/> When the degenerate is elevated to a voice of wisdom<br/> and the customary and ordinary subverted<br/> confusion arrests the strongest hearts<br/> until weakness is to excellence inverted.</p>
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  <p>The goal of the OVD website, near as a sane person can tell, is a hodgepodge advocacy of the usual rainbow coalition and femcunt agenda crap, plus a general lashing out at love and anything that smacks of romantic gestures shared between a man and a woman (romantic gestures between man and man, woman and woman, and spinster and cat are perfectly fine, though).</p>
  <p><em>Blog about how traditional ideas of romance perpetuate gender inequalities and hurt people of all genders</em></p>
  <p>If taking my girl out to a romantic nighttime spot for heavy petting under the silver moon manages to perpetuate gender inequalities and make life miserable for the rejects who post on Occupy Valentine’s Day, I consider that a successful two-fer.</p>
  <p><em>Have a sexy conversation by candlelight with your partner about structural inequity</em></p>
  <p>You think this is a parody, but then you remember that feminists have no sense of humor. All real, all retarded.</p>
  <p><em>Commit to never settling for anyone who is not good enough for you just because you are afraid to spend another Valentine’s Day alone</em></p>
  <p>Ever notice how women with the fewest reasons to feel entitled are often the ones who most loudly proclaim their refusal to settle?</p>
  <p><em>These are just a few ways we can use Valentine’s Day to raise awareness about the limited ways we think about romance.</em></p>
  <p><strong>Maxim #210: If you are using a romantic holiday as a pretext to raise awareness instead of raise erections, you are probably a fat loser.</strong></p>
  <p><em>Celebrating love is wonderful and romance can be great too. But we don’t need corporations to dictate how we should do it, a mainstream media chastising us for not doing it right or traditional ideas touted over and over by our friends and family.</em></p>
  <p>Hey, I’ve got not problem with skipping out on the corporatized aspect of V-Day. I’ll be the first guy to tell men they don’t need cards and chocolate to inspire girls to feel love. Nothing kills romance faster than dreary obligation. The difference between me and this feminist loser is that I don’t make a capital case out of traditional romantic gestures as being somehow symbolic of hatred for weirdos, dweebs, fatties and fuglies who can’t get a date.</p>
  <p><em>That shit is oppressive and hurts us more than helps.</em></p>
  <p>You can pinpoint the exact moment in history when the West began its decline as the moment when we started caring what spiteful losers think. A little oppression and hurtfulness is a healthy society’s cleansing mechanism. Time to reoccupy the icy wastelands with society’s waste product.</p>
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