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    <h1>One Year Anniversary: Greatest Hits</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/04/13/one-year-anniversary-greatest-hits/" target="_blank">original article</a> on April 13, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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  <p>There have been some new sadomasochists readers here at the chateau lately, so I figured it would be helpful to acclimate them to the chateau’s delights with links to personal and fan favorite posts. (Plus, I forget what I write about five minutes after I write it, so this is a way for me to explore my mental state at various times this past year.)</p>
  <p>My very first post on April 9, 2007: <a href="/endless-dating.html" target="_blank">Endless Dating</a></p>
  <p>Not one of my best efforts, but being the first I include it as a matter of curiosity.</p>
  <p>The very next two posts happened to be two of my best:</p>
  <p><a href="/how-to-win-back-an-ex-girlfriend.html" target="_blank">How To Win Back An Ex-Girlfriend</a></p>
  <p><a href="/excerpt-from-the-book-of-alpha.html" target="_blank">Excerpt From The Book Of Alpha</a></p>
  <p>Check out the comments which are chock full of valuable info.</p>
  <p>A funny post that got me a date with a cat fancier: <a href="/game-as-told-by-the-lolcats.html" target="_blank">LolCat Game</a></p>
  <p>Me being creative: <a href="/profiles-in-scintillating-conversation.html" target="_blank">Profiles in Scintillating Conversation</a></p>
  <p>The scripture of this blog summed up in one post: <a href="/dc-truth-day.html" target="_blank">Truth Day</a></p>
  <p>An attempt to calculate the odds of a girl flaking: <a href="/flake-odds-point-system.html" target="_blank">Flake Odds Point System</a></p>
  <p>A real life pickup story from the underground biography: <a href="/the-bachelor-party.html" target="_blank">The Bachelor Party</a></p>
  <p>Judging a woman by her cover (this post caught the eyes of the Wonkette crew): <a href="/she-eats-her-peas-one-at-a-time.html" target="_blank">She Eats Her Peas One At A Time</a></p>
  <p>My most viewed post (must be a lot of Dennis Kucinich fans out there): <a href="/dennis-kucinich-alpha-male.html" target="_blank">Dennis Kucinich: Alpha Male</a></p>
  <p>My third most viewed post, and one I had to work hard to collect the data for: <a href="/a-quick-and-dirty-dating-guide-to-foreign-girls.html" target="_blank">A Quick And Dirty Dating Guide To Foreign Girls</a></p>
  <p>Dealing with a girl’s <a href="/im-saving-myself-for-an-asshole.html" target="_blank">last minute resistance</a>.</p>
  <p>I give my future kids the lowdown: <a href="/an-open-letter-to-my-hypothetical-future-kids.html" target="_blank">An Open Letter To My Hypothetical Future Kids</a></p>
  <p>My thoughts on <a href="/love.html" target="_blank">love</a> and <a href="/underwear-party.html" target="_blank">underwear parties</a>.</p>
  <p>This post generated a lot of anger and self-serving platitudes: <a href="/from-kitten-to-cougar.html" target="_blank">From Kitten To Cougar</a></p>
  <p>I enjoy rubbing the <a href="/scenes-from-the-sexual-market.html" target="_blank">ugly side of life</a> into the faces of the pretty lies crowd.</p>
  <p>How <a href="/woman-hating-betas.html" target="_blank">bitter woman-hating betas</a> are created.</p>
  <p>Omegas and betas welcome their <a href="/sexbots.html" target="_blank">sexbot</a> overlords.</p>
  <p>Despite claims that it’s the intelligence and imagination two people bring to bed that makes for better sex, it’s the <a href="/hotter-women-better-sex.html" target="_blank">hotness of the woman</a> that really counts.</p>
  <p><a href="/get-off-me.html" target="_blank">Pushing a girl away</a> will trigger her attraction for you.</p>
  <p>The <a href="/players-pop-quiz.html" target="_blank">many ways to answer a girl</a> when she asks you if you think she’s fat.</p>
  <p>Second in a series of my popular <a href="/girlfriend-or-fling-2.html" target="_blank">girlfriend or fling</a> posts.</p>
  <p>My experience with something unnatural: <a href="/fake-tits.html" target="_blank">Fake Tits</a></p>
  <p>Getting our terms straight: Defining <a href="/defining-the-alpha-male.html" target="_blank">The Alpha Male</a> and <a href="/defining-the-alpha-female.html" target="_blank">The Alpha Female</a></p>
  <p>My second most viewed post, and one that caused a lot of consternation among lawyers. Again, this information required much time spent in the field collecting data. Like Jesus Christ, I suffer to enlighten my readers: <a href="/what-a-girls-job-tells-you.html" target="_blank">What A Girl’s Job Tells You</a></p>
  <p>I channeled Tyler Durden in <a href="/this-is-your-life.html" target="_blank">this post</a>. I must have been tripping.</p>
  <p>Need to know what your chances are of landing your dream lover? Then check out my masterpieces and tally up your score: <a href="/dating-market-value.html" target="_blank">Dating Market Value For Men</a> and <a href="/dating-market-value-for-women.html" target="_blank">For Women</a></p>
  <p>A sad story from my life that contributed to making me the charming devil I am today: <a href="/dodged-the-same-bullet-twice.html" target="_blank">Dodged The Same Bullet Twice</a></p>
  <p><a href="/best-costume-ever.html" target="_blank">Best Halloween Costume Ever</a></p>
  <p>My experience with <a href="/interracial-loving.html" target="_blank">jungle fever</a>.</p>
  <p>My <a href="/i-cant-make-this-shit-up.html" target="_blank">anti-lawyer screed</a>. I’m really proud of this post.</p>
  <p>The things I will do for a girl if I really like her: <a href="/litmus-test.html" target="_blank">Litmus Test</a></p>
  <p>Always date at least <a href="/dont-stop-thinking-about-the-next-girl.html" target="_blank">two girls at once</a>.</p>
  <p>A very in-depth analysis of proper alpha <a href="/body-language.html" target="_blank">body language</a>.</p>
  <p>A woman’s <a href="/number-one-asset.html" target="_blank">number one asset</a>. Care to guess what it is?</p>
  <p>The <a href="/sweetness.html" target="_blank">sweetness</a> of robbing a girl of the satisfaction of dumping you.</p>
  <p>A critical component of game is getting <a href="/compliance.html" target="_blank">compliance</a> from a girl.</p>
  <p>A fine list of <a href="/grabbing-2008-by-the-zeroes.html" target="_blank">maxims</a>.</p>
  <p>My manifesto <a href="/dont-get-married.html" target="_blank">against marriage</a>.</p>
  <p>Cockblocked by <a href="/my-weird-scientology-date.html" target="_blank">Scientology</a>.</p>
  <p>This post on the sex appeal of <a href="/32-vs-21.html" target="_blank">younger vs older women</a> cause much wailing and gnashing of teeth and probably cost me a few hookups through the blog. But I have to stay true to my art.</p>
  <p>A ripping good yarn about my time dating <a href="/take-the-midnight-tran.html" target="_blank">a woman I feared was a tranny</a>.</p>
  <p>As a connoisseur of young cooch, <a href="/top-two-rules-for-dating-younger-women.html" target="_blank">these two</a> <a href="/further-thoughts-on-dating-younger-women.html" target="_blank">posts</a> present rules for dealing with dating younger women.</p>
  <p>Don’t say I’m not a giver. Here’s my post on <a href="/game-for-girls.html" target="_blank">game for girls</a>.</p>
  <p>A man’s <a href="/state-of-mind.html" target="_blank">state of mind</a> is the most important thing for determining how much pussy he gets.</p>
  <p>I discuss how <a href="/obesity-to-blame-for-game.html" target="_blank">fat women distort the dating market</a> and create players.</p>
  <p><a href="/when-a-girl-needs-an-asshole.html" target="_blank">Girls love assholes</a> – news at 11.</p>
  <p>Guarantee a healthy relationship with the <a href="/dread.html" target="_blank">fear of loss</a>.</p>
  <p>This was the <a href="/visualizing-beta.html" target="_blank">number one commented post</a>. Betas are hip.</p>
  <p><a href="/the-perfect-woman.html" target="_blank">The perfect woman</a>. (Hint: that cropped pic wasn’t randomly chosen.)</p>
  <p>Looking forward, I intend to steer this blog in a fresh direction while staying true to the core mission statement. Change is good.</p>
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