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<h1>People Of Walmart</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/10/30/people-of-walmart/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 30, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Behold, the greatest website since lolcats: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031320/http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/" target="_blank">People of Walmart</a>.</p>
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<p>Here is a <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031320/http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=2591" target="_blank">candid photo</a> of an attractive, slender, wholesome American mother:</p>
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<p>I’d tap it.</p>
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<p>I’ve added People of Walmart to my blogroll, because it’s just that worthy. When future historians ask why the great American empire fell, People of Walmart is all the archived evidence they’ll need to find the answer.</p>
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<p><em>(Thank reader Ovid for bringing us this breathtaking view of the left behind side of the bell curve.)</em></p>
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