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<h1>Rock Band Audition</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/06/16/rock-band-audition/" target="_blank">original article</a> on June 16, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Do you dream of stardom as you sit at your desk planning yet another dull event for your corporate master? Does the adulation of <del>five drunk bar patrons</del> millions thrill you? The rock band that <a href="http://www.rooshv.com/" target="_blank">Roosh</a> and I have started — <strong>Heavy Sack</strong> — is looking for a female singer. (Male singers are kindly asked to stay home and send their girlfriends and sisters instead.)</p>
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<p>Technically, our band is part of the Rock Band video game, but that’s OK because from a distance our fake plastic instruments look real. And we have groupies. While we want a girl with some singing skills, don’t worry if your voice isn’t up to American Idol standards — the computer that measures the pitch of your voice is more forgiving than Simon Cowell.</p>
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<p>The audition is this Tuesday night, 9PM at <a href="http://www.thereefdc.com/whatsnew.html" target="_blank">Reef</a>. (They hold a Rock Band Night every Tuesday.) Cute emo chicks with sad eyes will be judged more favorably by me, at least.</p>
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<p><br/> <em>eligible</em><br/> <br/> <em>not eligible</em></p>
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<p>Any agents who interfere too much with our selection process will be sweet-talked into submission by our <a href="http://vksempireofdirt.com/" target="_blank">band manager</a>.</p>
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