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<h1>Separate Species</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2007.html">Heartiste: 2007</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120427044046/http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/08/09/separate-species/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 9, 2007. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>I recently heard this story about two girls, good friends, who were spending time together catching up. They decide to help each other rub on self-tanning lotion (not the spray kind, but the wipe-on kind). So what did they do? Why, they stripped naked of course! Two heterosexual girls sat butt naked together and rubbed self-tanner all over one another, including those hard to reach nooks and crannies, like it was no big deal.</p>
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<p>Now, a quiz for the guys reading this. Think of your best guy buddy. The guy you get drunk with and wing for when he makes a sloppy pass at a chick. The guy you discuss baseball stats with or bust on for throwing a football like a spaz. Now try to picture sitting naked with him in extremely close proximity rubbing self-tanner on his hairy dimpled ass, making sure to get an even application. Maybe he lifts a cheek so you don’t miss a spot?</p>
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<p>Not happening, is it.</p>
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<p>Two separate species. There isn’t a better explanation.</p>
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<p class="C">Library of GigaChad | <a href="/" target="_blank">GigaChad</a></p>
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