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<h1>Sex Machine</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2007.html">Heartiste: 2007</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2007/10/30/sex-machine/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 30, 2007. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>I strongly suspect there is a correlation between a woman’s body type and her preferred method of lovemaking.</p>
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<p>Narrow hips + muscular upper body + high and tight ass + abs + dark forearm hair = Fucks like a man.</p>
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<a href="/files/heartiste-sex-machine-1.gif" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/heartiste-sex-machine-1.gif"></a>
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<p class="c"><em>built to be on top with a riding crop</em></p>
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<p>Curvy hips + baby fat + wide and plump ass + delicate upper body + small belly pouch = Makes love.</p>
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<a href="/files/heartiste-sex-machine-2.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/heartiste-sex-machine-2.jpg"></a>
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<p class="c"><em>oxytocin factory</em></p>
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<p>The farther a woman is from the ideal feminine, the more likely she will be to fuck like a sex machine, all pistons and friction. She will be the type of girl who is not as emotionally hollowed by bed-hopping.</p>
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<p>The closer a woman gets to the superfeminine in body shape, facial features, and temperament, the more submissive and tender will be her lovemaking. For her, the culmination of the act is not in orgasm but in the bonding and the joy of knowing she is pleasing her lover. Expect her legs to wrap around you during sex in a subconscious display of possession.</p>
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