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<h1>Shitlord Of The Week</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2016.html">Heartiste: 2016</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2016/06/22/shitlord-of-the-week/" target="_blank">original article</a> on June 22, 2016. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>This jacked White man with the neck thicker than your typical shitlib’s thigh:</p>
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<p>Link: <a href="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ups4FeSuHvY?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&autohide=2&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" target="_blank">video</a></p>
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<p>0:33 – “Go fucking cook my burrito, bitch!”</p>
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<p>Let me tell you something real and true about the Shitlord Rising: If America is to be great/White again, she’ll need the help of ALL her shitlords, from the meme-making pranksters to the theme-cranking intellectuals to the shitlib-shaming musclebros. Higbrow, lowbrow, shivbrow... it’s all to the Good in the Time of the Trumpening.</p>
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<p>So after you’re finished soaking up the latest shiv-right treatise on diversity and social atomization, let loose with a satisfying GO FUCKING COOK MY BURRITO BITCH. And don’t be bashful or feel like you have to soften the exclamation in a gauze of irony. Our smartie shitlords will strike fear in shitlib egos, while our shirtless shitlords will strike fear in shitlib hearts. Victory is assured by cutting a devastating swath through both paths to the enemy’s quaking id.</p>
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