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<h1>The Lawyer Vs The Nanny</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2007.html">Heartiste: 2007</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2007/10/03/the-lawyer-vs-the-nanny/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 3, 2007. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Here is a comparison of two girls I briefly dated.</p>
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<p><strong>Girl A</strong></p>
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<li>occasionally tossed out five dollar words like “antinomian”</li>
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<li>never spoke about her job in detail or hinted that she liked it</li>
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<li>talked more than once about the school she attended and about her father’s accomplishments</li>
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<li>i paid for her drinks</li>
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<li>noticed my brand of watch</li>
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<li><a href="/big-fat-phony-smile.html" target="_blank">smiled</a> a lot</li>
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<li>had artsy photographs hanging on her walls</li>
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<li>on the way to my bedroom the first time she saw a pile of my dirty clothes on the floor and made a face</li>
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<li>skipped foreplay, went straight to gatling gun-style jackhammer sex</li>
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<li>assumed the doggy position unprompted</li>
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<p><strong>Girl B</strong></p>
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<li>liked to kiss more than talk</li>
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<li>bought me drinks</li>
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<li>made me dinner with a table setting of wine candles and flowers</li>
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<li>never mentioned her father</li>
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<li>was bilingual</li>
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<li>took pictures with her digital camera and emailed them to me</li>
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<li>on the way to my bedroom the first time she giggled as I carried her</li>
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<li>much foreplay followed by lovemaking in front of a wall-length mirror where we watched ourselves</li>
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<li>was married and hid it from me</li>
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<li>said she loved me</li>
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<p>Guess which girl was the six figure corporate lawyer and which was the nanny studying psychology part time at grad school.</p>
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<p>I think it’s interesting how much of a girl’s personality and femininity I can predict based on her career.</p>
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<p><strong>ANSWER:<br>A – lawyer.</strong></p>
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<p>Lawyers are way too calculating to say they love you after only a short while dating.</p>
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