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<h1>The Most Punchable Shitlib Face Of 2015</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2015/12/20/the-most-punchable-shitlib-face-of-2015/" target="_blank">original article</a> on December 20, 2015. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>The “winner” of the <strong>2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament</strong> will be the peabody puffboy who emerges victorious from the Championship Bout between <strong>Dylan Matthews</strong> and <strong>Pajamaboy</strong> (née <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20151224061930/http://www.slate.com/blogs/weigel/2013/12/19/pajama_boy_aka_ethan_krupp.html" target="_blank">Ethan (((Krupp)))</a>).</p>
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<p><a href="/2015-punchable-shitlib-face-tournament-finals.html" target="_blank">Matthews handily dispatched McKay Coppins</a> in the preliminary finals bout, as voters felt he had the face more likely to inspire a fusillade of knuckle sandwiches. On to the match!</p>
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<p>Ladies and gentlemen.... in the far left corner.... <strong>Dyyyyyyyyyyylan Maaaaaaaattheeeeeeeeeewwwws</strong>.</p>
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<p>And in the far, far left corner.... <strong>Paaaaaaaaaaaaajamabooooooooooooooy</strong>!</p>
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<p><em>Matthews “leans in” to take a hit from a blood and soil patriot....</em></p>
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<p><em>Pajamaboy offers both cheeks for back-handed slaps from feminists who secretly despise his male genus....</em></p>
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<p><em>Matthews taunts the crowd, asking them if they have the stones to wipe the smug off his face...</em></p>
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<p><em>Pajamaboy raises the stakes, sticking a pinky out form his mug of cocoa and wagging it at the balled fists of a phalanx of shitlord spectators...</em></p>
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<p><em>Matthews does that Morpheus “bring it” hand as he brags about his high verbal IQ and miserable math skills....</em></p>
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<p><em>Pajamaboy announces he’s “strapped on” and ready to “Lamaze the poz”...<br/> </em></p>
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<p><em>this is gonna go down to the wire, folks!</em></p>
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