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<h1>The Romans Didn't Like Fat Chicks Either</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/09/17/the-romans-didnt-like-fat-chicks-either/" target="_blank">original article</a> on September 17, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031342/http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=bikini%20villa%20casale&gbv=2" target="_blank">More evidence</a> that thin has always been in. <em>(Hat tip: Reader SB7.)</em> The fourth century Romans of the Villa Romana del Casale and the surrounding town of Platia created mosaics of slender babes well within the optimal 17 – 23 BMI range frolicking in bikinis while playing outdoor games and generally looking cute.</p>
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<p>Not a BBW or chubster in sight!</p>
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<p>I feel the spirit of Dr. Seuss move me.</p>
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<p>Do you like<br/> chicks shaped like ham?<br/> I do not like them, Sam-I-am.<br/> I do not like<br/> chicks shaped like ham.</p>
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<p>Would you like them<br/> now or then?</p>
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<p>I would not like them<br/> now or then.<br/> I would not like them ever again.</p>
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<p>I do not like<br/> chicks shaped like ham.<br/> I do not like them, Sam-I-am.</p>
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<p>Would you like them in your bed?<br/> Would you like them giving head?</p>
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<p>I do not like them<br/> in my bed.<br/> I do not like them<br/> giving head.<br/> I do not like them<br/> now or then.<br/> I do not like them<br/> ever again.<br/> I do not like<br/> chicks shaped like ham.<br/> I do not like them,<br/> Sam-I-am.</p>
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<p>Would you eat them<br/> in their box?<br/> Would you poke them<br/> with your cox?</p>
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<p>Not in their box.<br/> Not with my cox.<br/> Not in my bed.<br/> Not giving head.<br/> I would not poke them<br/> here or there.<br/> I would not poke them anywhere.<br/> I would not poke chicks made of ham.<br/> I do not like them, Sam-I-am.</p>
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<p>I’ll be in all zee veek!</p>
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