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<h1>The Sexual History-Sexual Satisfaction Equation</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/09/01/the-sexual-history-sexual-satisfaction-equation/" target="_blank">original article</a> on September 1, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Commenter Max from Australia ponders an elegant mathematical formula of marital satisfaction.</p>
<blockquote><p>If a Man and a woman both have 20 sex partners: the odds are:::</p><p>1/20 X 1/20 = 1/400</p><p>That they will both be sexually satisfied by the one they marry.</p></blockquote>
<p>Close, but no didgeridoo!</p>
<p>The concept is correct. The more past partners each spouse has, the less likely they will be sexually satisfied with their one remaining lifetime spouse.</p>
<p>The problem with this formula is that the variables aren’t equivalent. <a href="/the-difference-between-promiscuous-men-and-promiscuous-women.html" target="_blank">As we know</a>, women with a lot of past lovers are less able to be happy in marriage. Men with a lot of past lovers are better able to leave their past in the past and not get hung up on nitpicking deficiencies in their current lovers.</p>
<p>So a man with 20 partners is more like a woman with 4 past partners. And a woman with 20 past partners is more like a man with 100 past partners.</p>
<p>The sexual history-sexual satisfaction equation would then be:</p>
<p>1/5(1/n{man}) partners X 1/n{woman} partners = odds of mutual sexual satisfaction within a marriage.</p>
<p>The greater odds of a formerly promiscuous man being happy in a marriage must be balanced against the lower odds of a formerly promiscuous woman being happy in a marriage. The woman becomes the bounding variable, but the overall odds of mutual marital happiness go down a little with the man’s total former partner count. A woman with 100 past lovers has only a 1% chance of marital happiness by herself, but the chance of mutual marital happiness decreases to 0.1% if the man has had only two prior lovers.</p>
<p>My probability math is a little rusty, so I welcome commenters to adjust this SH-SS equation to more accurately reflect the underlying sociosexual realities.</p>
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