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<h1>The Worst (Or Best) Rejections I Ever Got</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/04/08/the-worst-or-best-rejections-i-ever-got/" target="_blank">original article</a> on April 8, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Culled from a lifetime of pussy hounding (and from what I can remember):</p>
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<p>“Why would you even bother?”</p>
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<p>“Seriously?”</p>
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<p>[Looks at me with a blank stare, saying nothing.]</p>
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<p>“Tch!” [Rolls eyes and turns her back.]</p>
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<p>“Ok, I’m gonna stop you right there. See, I just saved us both time.”</p>
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<p>“Oh my god, not again.”</p>
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<p>“It would be better if you talked to her over there instead.”</p>
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<p>[Grabs nearest guy and makes a big show of enthusiastically chatting him up.]</p>
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<p>“You are SO not my type.”</p>
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<p>“I’ve got five boyfriends. All filled up here!” (I thought that one was kind of funny and <a href="/how-to-screw-up-a-date.html" target="_blank">gave her props</a>.)</p>
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<p>“No thanks!” (This was funny considering all I had said was “Hi”.)</p>
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<p>“This... right here... isn’t going to work.”</p>
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<p>And the winning premeditated soulmurder rejection of all time (Happened in freshman year of high school, when LJBF was just a series of letters to me. She was a smoking hot senior. I was never one to shy away from a challenge.):</p>
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<p>“You like me like that? Aw, that’s cute!”</p>
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<p>It was this last rejection which ushered forth the demon unto the world.</p>
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<p>If you aren’t prepared to <a href="/it-builds-character-to-reject-women.html" target="_blank">brush off</a> the <a href="/snappy-retorts-to-shitty-rejections.html" target="_blank">bitchiest rejections</a> like so much gossamer femsnark, you aren’t ready to play this game.</p>
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