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<h1>The Wreck Of The Beta Male Cuckold</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2014.html">Heartiste: 2014</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/01/22/the-wreck-of-the-beta-male-cuckold/" target="_blank">original article</a> on January 22, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p><em>The Wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold</em>, sung to the tune of:</p>
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<p>Link: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140125152530if_/http://www.youtube.com/embed/9vST6hVRj2A?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" target="_blank">video</a></p>
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<p>The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down<br/> of the beta they called “Cuckold Freddie.”<br/> The cuck, it is said, sits alone near the bed<br/> when the thighs of his wife spread to darkies.<br/> With a load of mandingo twenty inches more flaccid<br/> than the Beta Male Cuckold at full chubby,<br/> that goon man and true worked his bone black and blue<br/> when his wife and her lover slapped uglies.</p>
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<p>The cuck was the pride of the 4channer side<br/> coming back from some brony convention.<br/> As the big betas go, he was fatter than most<br/> with manboobs and a belly in tension,<br/> concluding some terms with his wife of 12 years<br/> when they agreed to bring in an “acquaintance”.<br/> And later that night when his wife’s gina danced,<br/> could it be the lost tingle they’d been missin’?</p>
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<p>The suck in her snatch made a tattle-tale sound<br/> and a tremor broke over her vulva.<br/> And ev’ry man knew, as Freddie did too<br/> ’twas the twitch of desire come on her.<br/> The dusk came late and his wife couldn’t wait<br/> for the big dicked intruder to come over.<br/> When all three were there he called himself “Bear”<br/> as his wife pressed her hand in his crotch bulge.</p>
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<p>When sexytime came the sad cuck came to bed sayin’<br/> “Fellas, I’d like to now join ya.”<br/> But in his wife’s eyes he saw his demise,<br/> And she snapped, “Go wait in the kitchen!”<br/> The cuckold bemoaned he heard sex noise comin’ in<br/> through the walls two rooms wide clear as ever.<br/> And later that night as his wife screamed delight<br/> came the wreck of the Beta Male Cuckold.</p>
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<p>Does anyone know where a proud atheist goes<br/> when his wife’s moans turn the minutes to hours?<br/> The cisgenders say he’d have kept his wife tame<br/> if he hadn’t leased her out like a street whore.<br/> They might have split up or they might have hate fucked;<br/> but at least Freddie’s shame would be no more.<br/> But all Freddie hears through his hot beta tears<br/> is, “put a gag in his mouth so he won’t direct”.</p>
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<p>Cuckold suffering tolls, Hypergamy sings<br/> in the rooms of Freddie’s Mountain Dew mansion.<br/> Bear’s black mamba creams in his wife’s wet vajeen;<br/> Her asshole and mouth are for Bear’s fun.<br/> And farther below, Freddie’s marital ho<br/> takes in what Bear’s privilege can send her,<br/> And Freddie will know as all swinging alphas know<br/> it’s two women-one man not the inverse.</p>
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<p>In a musty old hovel in a basement he prayed,<br/> in the “Beta Male Cuckolds’ Cathedral.”<br/> The blade shimmered twice as he sliced quick lengthwise<br/> for the dignity that Freddie surrendered.<br/> The legend lives on from the Left Coast on down<br/> of the beta they call “Cuckold Freddie.”<br/> “A sperm puddle,” they said, “dripped from his wife’s cleft<br/> and ’twas that ended Freddie’s life early!”</p>
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<p>***</p>
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<p>A tip o’ the fedora to these <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140125152530/http://mpcdot.com/forums/topic/6994-poast-your-favorite-example-of-beta-male-faggotry/page__st__420#entry166277" target="_blank">plucky gents</a> for digging up the pastiche of true stories this song is based on.</p>
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<p>The original:</p>
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<p>ps yeah, i know this is closer to omega male territory, but poetic license demanded the use of beta.</p>
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