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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/10/12/time-to-boredom/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 12, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>There are two reasons men get bored with women: Intellectual incompatibility and beauty incompatibility. The less mentally stimulating or aesthetically stimulating a woman is to a man, the quicker he will grow bored with her and throw his worm back into the waters for nibbles from new fish. Which of these two factors controls a larger portion of a man’s interest? Beauty, clearly, and especially so in the critical first few months, but assuming a threshold for acceptable beauty is met intellectual attraction or lack thereof serves to capture a man’s interest beyond the three-month mark. If neither the beauty nor intellectual threshold of attraction is crossed, a man will get bored after the first ejaculation. If both are met, a man is susceptible to the woman’s ploys to entrap him into marriage.</p>
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<p>Beauty and intellectual compatibility are relative to the man’s dating market value. If the man is a 9, he will need a woman who is a 9 or 10 in beauty, and no less than 10 IQ points lower than his own, if he is to avoid getting bored with her after a month or two. Although I’ve known plenty of people whose wit, charm, and humor belied their average IQs, I will use IQ in this post as a rough proxy for intellectual and personality compatibility. For purposes of discussion, I’ll set aside the few exceptions where the IQ of the partners is equal but their interests are so contrary that boredom becomes a manifestation of despising the other person’s hobbies.</p>
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<p>What follows is a handy chart illustrating <strong>Time To Boredom</strong> for the average man (male dating value rank = 5 on a scale of 0 – 10 inclusive) based on the two critical variables of female beauty and IQ. Note that Time To Boredom is a relative value that will, on average, occur much sooner for a high ranking man than it would for a low ranking man. It is conceivable, in fact, that a male 10 will get bored with every woman he meets within hours if he doesn’t have mistresses to take up the slack in his attention span, while a male zero might take years to get bored of a female zero, although in the latter case the boredom might be just as quickly forthcoming but given the dearth of options available to the male zero he will work hard to keep his boredom and disgust hidden from his ugly partner.</p>
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<p>Female IQ is measured against a male baseline of 100.</p>
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<p>Female Hotness Female Time To Male<br/> Rank IQ Boredom <br/> 0 +-10 points 1 nanosecond (Neural disgust registers<br/> before conscious awareness)<br/> 0 >-10 points same diff<br/> 0 >+10 points same diff<br/> 1 +-10 points 1 millisecond (time to retinal burn)<br/> 1 >-10 points irrelevant<br/> 1 >+10 points 1 millisecond to boredom + annoyance<br/> 2 +-10 points 1 second<br/> 2 >-10 points 1 minute (male inspired to<br/> ridicule the dummy)<br/> 2 >+10 points 1 minute (male inspired to<br/> ridicule the nerd)<br/> 3 +-10 points 5 minutes (male tries to find<br/> redeeming quality)<br/> 3 >-10 points 3 minutes (male fails at finding<br/> redeeming quality)<br/> 3 >+10 points 6 minutes (takes male extra minute to<br/> realize she’s ugly thanks to her<br/> impressive knowledge of<br/> computer hardware)<br/> 4 +-10 points 1 hour (male wants same night lay)<br/> 4 >-10 points 1/2 hour (male wants same hour lay)<br/> 4 >+10 points 2 hours (males wants same night lay<br/> with talky talky chick)<br/> 5 +-10 points 5 weeks (bloom off the rose after<br/> third bang)<br/> 5 >-10 points 3 weeks (pillow talk excruciating)<br/> 5 >+10 points 4 weeks (male charmed, then annoyed,<br/> by chick’s nerdiness)<br/> 6 +-10 points 3 months (best he’s ever had,<br/> but still not that good)<br/> 6 >-10 points 2 months (her hobby is <a href="/flip-cup-game.html" target="_blank">beer pong</a>)<br/> 6 >+10 points 2.5 months (emasculated by her<br/> sharp tongue)<br/> 7 +-10 points 1 year (a beta’s heaven)<br/> 7 >-10 points 9 months (tard kills boners dead)<br/> 7 >+10 points 1.5 years (male inspired by her,<br/> but relationship unstable)<br/> 8 +-10 points 5 years (even a beta will get tired<br/> of sex with same hottie)<br/> 8 >-10 points 5 years (she’s too hot to care<br/> about tardness)<br/> 8 >+10 points 5 years (she’s too hot to care<br/> about nerdiness)<br/> 9 +-10 points 30 years (beta suffers seizure from<br/> constant stream of endorphins)<br/> 9 >-10 points 30 years (she’s too hot to notice<br/> tardness)<br/> 9 >+10 points 30 years (she’s too hot to notice<br/> much of anything except<br/> how hot she is)<br/> 10 +-10 points forever (entered realm of unreality)<br/> 10 >-10 points forever + 1 (tardness means she can’t<br/> tell he’s a beta)<br/> 10 >+10 points forever -1 (one day, she uses big word<br/> that renders him impotent)</p>
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<p>As you can see, it is almost guaranteed that men of every status rank will grow bored with their girlfriends, dates, wives, fuckbuddies without an external injection of groinal stimulation. There is only one way a man can delay Time To Boredom:</p>
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