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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2012/01/03/tokens-of-appreciation/" target="_blank">original article</a> on January 3, 2012. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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