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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/06/17/unemployed-alcoholic-badboy-game/" target="_blank">original article</a> on June 17, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>A 30 year old couglet <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20130627094818/http://www.slate.com/articles/video/dear_prudence/2013/05/dear_prudence_video_pining_for_mr_wrong.html" target="_blank">writes to Slate’s Emily Yoffe</a> (first mistake) about the strange pull that an unemployed, alcoholic alpha male ex-fling badboy has on her romantic imagination, while a loyal and NICE dentist betaboy who’s practically begging her to marry him can’t seem to fire up her loins. Bonus track: The badboy nearly gave her herpes.</p>
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<blockquote><p>I would leave everything I have to be with [the guy who almost gave me herpes and dumped me after a weekend of multiple orifice violating that I wouldn’t dream of allowing my beta dentist fiance to do to me].</p></blockquote>
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<p>Five minutes of alpha...</p>
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<p>A regular CH reader, Zombie Shane, left a comment over at Slate (amazingly left undeleted) which sent the femborgs and manboobs ululating into righteous, backboob swinging, indignation.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Two points:</p><p>1) Women are incapable of knowing what they want – if they knew what they wanted, then they’d be men.</p><p>2) What this particular woman wants is what every woman wants – the gina tingles which come from the dangerous liaisons with an “alpha” cad – not the bed-death predictability which comes from entering into the prison which is married life with a boring, dependable, politically-correct, utterly emasculated “beta” dad.</p><p>Alpha cads, not beta dads.</p><p>That’s what women want.</p><p>So either dentist dude can step it up a notch, grow a pair, and start acting like a man, or else he can prepare [or at least he ought to prepare] for a lifetime of raising a family full of children who were biologically sired by the likes of her tennis instructor at the country club.</p></blockquote>
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<p>“dutchshepherdconspiracytheory” replies,</p>
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<blockquote><p>Oh so glad one of the menz could tell me what I wanted.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Anyone who (erroneously) pluralizes words with the letter z is guaranteed to be a triple-chinned nerdo leftoid or cauliflower-thighed chunkster chick. No exceptions.</p>
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<p>Is it the alcoholism, unemployment or herpes that women love about sexy badboys? No. What women love about them is their <a href="/the-aloof-alpha-attitude-explained.html" target="_blank">ATTITUDE</a>.</p>
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<blockquote><p>The attitude dictates that you don’t care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin’. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.</p></blockquote>
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<p>The Attitude is sex panther cologne reformulated to work 100% 100% of the time. The Attitude is powerful enough to induce in women a quasi-catatonic, chronically orgasmic state that renders them unable to discriminate against men failing on several objective measures of conventional mate worth. Many sexy cads with venereal diseases, low future time orientation and crippling addictions do well with women because they possess The Attitude, and that is often all that’s needed to outcompete beta males for drilling rights to women’s peak nubility hearts.</p>
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