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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/06/04/update-on-the-stripper-pickup-attempt/" target="_blank">original article</a> on June 4, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>In <a href="/stripper-pickup-attempt.html" target="_blank">this post</a> I asked where I went wrong. Some of you got the right answer (and some of you — feministx, omw — were wide of the mark).</p>
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<p>While I can’t go back in time and tap the neural network of the stripper I tried to bang to find out what she was thinking, I have a pretty good idea where I dropped the ball. Those who said I waited too long to leave the strip club and join her at the after hours bar were correct. When I arrived, she was sitting there looking annoyed.</p>
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<p>G Manifesto, Challenge, and Chuck had excellent tactical suggestions (don’t order beer, offer a different venue to meet her, dress in custom tailored suit, etc.) but the game killer was the overplay of my aloof and indifferent hand. The Big Mo’ was lost.</p>
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<p><strong>Maxim #84: Respect the momentum.</strong></p>
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