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<h1>What Kristen Stewart's Cheating Tells Us About Good-Looking Beta Males</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2012/07/25/what-kristen-stewarts-cheating-tells-us-about-good-looking-beta-males/" target="_blank">original article</a> on July 25, 2012. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>People are asking my opinion of the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120802000949/http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kristen-stewart-cheated-on-robert-pattinson-with-married-‘snow-white’-director--reports.html" target="_blank">Kristen Stewart affair</a>. She cheated on her boyfriend Robert Pattinson with her movie’s director, an older, objectively less physically attractive married man whose wife is a model. Ok, here goes.</p>
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<p>1. She’s cute.</p>
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<p>2. She’s a horrible actress.</p>
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<p>3. You can be the best looking man in the world, but if you’re a beta in your core (and there is evidence in his quoted words that Pattinson is an unreconstructed beta) you will suffer a higher chance of getting cheated on by your girlfriend if she spends any nontrivial amount of time with an alpha male who has the <a href="/the-aloof-alpha-attitude-explained.html" target="_blank">ATTITUDE</a>.</p>
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<p>4. This is more anecdotal evidence that male looks and youth simply aren’t as vital to revving women’s libidos as female looks and youth are to igniting men’s libidos.</p>
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<p>In the modern West, betaness is a disease, and I aim to deliver the cure.</p>
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