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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2014/10/21/what-to-do-when-she-tells-you-shes-pregnant/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 21, 2014. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141028043049/https://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/w4m/4709321767.html" target="_blank">From Craigslist</a> (remember that site?):</p>
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<h2>thanks again for leaving me out in the rain! w4m</h2>
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<p>my phone is now ruined, so I’ll have to resort to this – the way we first met. here.</p>
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<p>we both knew the other was married... but now that I tell you I’m pregnant, you have nothing to say... your only reaction being to leave the bar and go hail a cab!?</p>
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<p>i ran after you for about half a block until almost movie-like it began to rain and i just felt like a whore.</p>
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<p>so i stopped.</p>
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<p>those raindrops felt like an amplified otherworldly expression of my soul dying.</p>
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<p>please at least talk to me through here. tell me how you feel. i think safer speaking here anyhow. more freely. quasi anonymously.</p>
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<p>how we started...</p>
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<p>“I’m pregnant.”</p>
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<p>Another option is to toss her a Groupon for Planned Spinsterhood services.</p>
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<p>It’s an interesting speculation if the gotcha pregnancy risk profiles of married and single women are the same. A single woman faces the prospect of raising a bastard on her own, which is a powerful disincentive to seeing it through. A married woman might similarly want an abortion before her beta hubby finds out, but then she also might calculate that a cuckolding is worth risking discovery say, ten years down the road. As a player cad, you must weigh the available incentives influencing the “accidentally” pregnant single or married woman, and decide which outcome you can most tolerate.</p>
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