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43 lines
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<title>Yuppie Child Substitute — GigaChad</title>
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<h1>Yuppie Child Substitute</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2007.html">Heartiste: 2007</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141223015729/https://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/04/27/yuppie-child-substitute/" target="_blank">original article</a> on April 27, 2007. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20081205175118/http://www.orlandosentinel.com/community/news/tavares/orl-littledog2707apr27,0,6506791.story" target="_blank">World’s smallest dog.</a></p>
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<a href="/files/heartiste-yuppie-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/heartiste-yuppie-1.jpg"></a>
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<p>If it’s possible to be 300% gay, this accessory will do it.</p>
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<p>(the zoo is now closed.)</p>
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<p class="C">Library of GigaChad | <a href="/" target="_blank">GigaChad</a></p>
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