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<h1>2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament Finals!</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2015.html">Heartiste: 2015</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2015/12/17/2015-punchable-shitlib-face-tournament-finals/" target="_blank">original article</a> on December 17, 2015. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>The 2015 Punchable Shitlib Face Tournament <a href="/sweeps-week-2015-punchable-shitlib-face-tournament-semifinals.html" target="_blank">semifinals are over</a>, and <strong>Dylan Matthews</strong> soundly defeated Matty Yglesias in Bout 1, while <strong>Pajamaboy</strong> BARELY eked out a win over Lindsey “GayPedoFace” Graham.</p>
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<p><strong>McKay Coppins</strong> waits in the wings for his chance at taking more punches to the face than Dylan Gaytthews.</p>
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<p><strong>Finals, Preliminary Bout: Dylan Matthews vs McKay Coppins</strong></p>
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<p>What’s he looking at so suspiciously? Ah yes, the black man approaching him from a quarter mile away.</p>
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<p>Fivehead, four eyes, three chins, two T cells, one punchable shitlib.</p>
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<p>The winner of this preliminary finals bout will advance to the championship slumber party pillow fight with none other than Pajamaboy! I can’t wait, how about you?</p>
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