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<h1>A Day With Zeets</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/08/25/a-day-with-zeets/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 25, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Zeets on game:</p>
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<p>Me: [while helping him set up a new TV I belch loudly] BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLCCCCCHHHH.<br/> Zeets: Was that a neg? [imitating me approaching some girls] Hi, I’m... BEEEELLLLCHHH... haha hey girls that was a neg! You like me now!</p>
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<p>Zeets on long distance cockblocking:</p>
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<p>Me: So there’s this girl who lives in another country who loves me. She told me a guy hit on her last night and she turned him down by telling him she had an internet lover.<br/> Zeets: Wow, that guy must’ve felt like shit. Cockblocked from afar!<br/> Me: Yeah, it’s one thing to get cockblocked by another guy in the bar, but to get cockblocked by an internet dude... humiliation!<br/> Zeets: A girl who rejects someone by saying “No, I’m in love with a guy on the internet” is a lot worse than “I have a boyfriend.”<br/> Me: It’s like saying “Your physical presence can’t even compete with an IM”.</p>
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<p>Zeets on blogging:</p>
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<p>Zeets: Everyone’s got their little blog now. Get up at 1 in the afternoon, trundle to the store to buy organic hipster meuslix, come back and blog about it. [makes exaggerated typing motion with his hands] Blog, blog, blog. Blogging piglets!</p>
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<p>Zeets on the consumer culture:</p>
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<p>Zeets: Help me carry out this TV. [we were leaving Best Buy with his new 1,000 inch LCD TV purchase]<br/> Me: This is gaudy. You’re rolling out with the biggest package in the place.<br/> Zeets: Notice how all eyes are turned towards me. The women are aroused by my display of materialism. [looks over at a middle-aged woman and winks] A big purchase will make you feel like a man and boost your testosterone major.</p>
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<p>Zeets on <a href="/cat-on-a-leash.html" target="_blank">herbs</a>:</p>
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<p>“I WANT TO CRUSH THEM ALL.”</p>
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