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<h1>A Fool And His Money</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/12/13/a-fool-and-his-money/" target="_blank">original article</a> on December 13, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>A rich man traded in his old wife for a less old pole dancer. Burned by the $7 million bonanza payout to his ex-wife, the man <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20131217084443/http://www.smh.com.au/national/pole-dancer-wins-325-million-divorce-settlement-in-landmark-legal-case-20131213-2zcgl.html" target="_blank">drew up a pre-nuptial agreement</a> with his stripper girlfriend before marrying her.</p>
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<blockquote><p>He married [the stripper] Ms Stelzer in October 2005, but not before a pre-nuptial agreement was signed, stating that Ms Stelzer would receive $3.25 million if the marriage broke down in the first four years.</p></blockquote>
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<p>I bet you can’t guess what happened.</p>
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<blockquote><p>They separated after two.</p></blockquote>
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<p>I used to be amazed how unbelievably stupid smart men could be when dealing with women who make their dicks hard. Obviously this guy was smart enough to amass a small fortune. Also as obvious, he was stupid enough to sign over $3.25 million to a glorified slut with a pre-nup loophole so big she was practically preordained to waltz through it.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Mr Wallace fought to have the pre-nup deemed invalid, claiming that Ms Stelzer behaved fraudulently by making “false promises of love and desire for children”.</p></blockquote>
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<p>“HOW COULD SHE DO THIS TO ME?!?”</p>
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<p>Money is not necessarily a marker for alphaness. Many rich men are complete betas. These are the kind of head in the sand romanticists who’ve been spit-shining women’s pedestals since birth, and who really REALLY believe a pole dancer when she tells them she loves them, as the ink is drying on the deal that amounts to a lottery win for her if she bails within four years, with eager assistance, of course, from the anti-male divorce industrial complex.</p>
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<p>There are two — just two — safeguards against the insidious predations of women: celibacy, and love. No, not phony declarations of love paid in full with baubles and trinkets. I mean real love, the kind of uncontrollable love women lavish on charming jerkboys. If you have game... if you can play a woman’s heart like a harp... she won’t need to be bought off. She won’t WANT to be bought off. The only scheming she’ll do is convincing her friends and family that you’re really a great guy underneath the rough exterior.</p>
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