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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2009.html">Heartiste: 2009</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/10/13/all-the-inner-game-youll-ever-need/" target="_blank">original article</a> on October 13, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Put down the Anthony Robbins and save yourself hours of reading seduction website forums, the only <a href="/inner-game.html" target="_blank">inner game</a> you’ll ever need is perfectly encapsulated in this one line:</p>
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<blockquote><p>That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won’t screw you, don’t do it for them.</p></blockquote>
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<p>This is a quote from the Twitter user “<a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031328/http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays" target="_blank">shit my dad says</a>“. I don’t know if Justin’s 73 year old father actually says the stuff Justin claims, or if the site is a put-on by a comedian with good marketing skills, but right now “shit my dad says” is the funniest thing on all the internet. Examples:</p>
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<blockquote><p>I wanted to see Detroit win. I’ve been there. It’s like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news.</p><p>Don’t listen to the pussy side of you when you make a decision. People gravitate towards being a pussy. Remove the pussy, son.</p></blockquote>
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<p>Clearly, Justin’s dad has a handle on inner game and the bane of betatude. I wish my dad gave me this kind of advice growing up, but I had to learn the hard way, through experience and suburban street smarts.</p>
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<p><strong>Maxim #68: The definition of Inner Game: Hit on every woman who stimulates your crotch. Make life </strong><a href="/the-self-made-beta.html" target="_blank"><strong>uncomfortable for them</strong></a><strong>, not yourself.</strong></p>
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<p>Thanks to reader Antonio for sending me the Twitter quote.</p>
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