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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/08/13/alpha-assessment-the-unexpected-alpha/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 13, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>This reader is very proud of his text game,</p>
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<blockquote><p>I just had a text exchange I am so proud of that I couldn’t help but share it with you. Feel free to post it if you’d like, but please don’t use my name. Thanks.</p><p>Girl: Level of disappointment from a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the break up of the beatles and and 1 being the break up of the spice girls</p><p>Girl: ...of me possibly rescheduling our rendezvous to next week</p><p>Me: Is this a trick question? I loved the spice girls</p><p>Girl: Nevermind. Ill see you Thursday</p></blockquote>
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<p>How alpha is this reader’s text reply? On a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being <a href="/the-alpha-male-pose.html" target="_blank">STEVE MOTHERFUCKIN MCQUEEN</a> alpha, and 1 being Hugo Schwyzer situational alpha which fails the second he walks out of a roomful of deranged feminist coeds, I would rate his reply an 8.</p>
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<p>An 8 means the reply is more than serviceable; it actually boosts his alpha cred a little. But what prevents the reply from reaching the exalted heights of 10dom is the springboard from which it was launched. You see, a truly alpha text message is one that careens out of nowhere, takes a girl by surprise, and instantly moistens her cortical ham for further romantic interaction. But this reader’s reply came on the heel of a very turgid message from the girl; a message so long-winded and carefully constructed that a third party reading it would come to the easy conclusion that she already harbored strong feelings for this reader.</p>
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<p>Evidence shows the reader was operating from a position of prior alphatude, a fact which docks a couple points from the alpha score of his text reply. It was a fine reply sir, but like virtue free of the temptation of vice, alphaness is easy when it isn’t being tested by female aloofness.</p>
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