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44 lines
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<h1>Bad Date</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2007.html">Heartiste: 2007</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120427104104/http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2007/12/24/bad-date/" target="_blank">original article</a> on December 24, 2007. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>How a man and woman describe the same bad date.</p>
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<h2>Man</h2>
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<p>she kept talking about herself... she talked about the most boring shit... when she blabbed about her ex i tried to change the subject... her left tit was smaller... her breath stank... her ass was kinda flat... i put my arm around her waist to check for rolls and she’s got a little muffin top... she turned her face at the last second when i went for the kiss, i hate when a chick plays coy... i just want to bang her and get it out of the way, then we can get to know each other...</p>
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<h2>Woman</h2>
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<p>he kept talking about himself... he wasn’t listening to me at all... he kept interrupting me when i asked about his dating history, god he’s got so much baggage!... he was staring at my boobs... his shoes were scuffed... i caught him checking out my ass, he was so obvious... he got too touchy-feely when he put his arm around me... he tried to kiss me and i could see it coming a mile away, his timing is so bad... i just want to get to know a guy before i sleep with him...</p>
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