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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2013.html">Heartiste: 2013</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2013/05/15/biggest-shit-test-ever-passed/" target="_blank">original article</a> on May 15, 2013. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Is there a bigger shit test than a woman getting fat and expecting her man to put up with it? In the anals of shit tests, this has to be <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20130522095958/http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2281669/Slimmers-revenge-Woman-dumped-altar-stuns-fiance-losing-SEVEN-stone-year.html" target="_blank">among the stinkiest</a>.</p>
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<blockquote><p>One year ago, Pamela Doyle was busy preparing for her fairytale big day, which would be held in a stunning Scottish castle.</p><p>But with just weeks to go before her wedding, she was dumped by her fiance and lost her £2,000 deposit – all because of her weight.</p><p>At size 24, Pamela, 31, tipped the scales at a massive 17 stone. But the Glaswegian call centre worker has had the last laugh.</p><p>Not only has she lost seven stone and slimmed to a size 12, her ex has been left ‘stunned’ by her dramatically changed appearance.</p><p>‘He ended the relationship because of my weight and the issues surrounding it,’ said Pamela of her former lover – a serving soldier who she does not want to name. It was making him miserable.’</p></blockquote>
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<p>Fiancee bloats up. What do most beta males do? Swallow that shit sandwich and walk the aisle to a dreary state-enforced future of endless nights of tripping the porn faptastic.</p>
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<p>What does an alpha male do? Leave her just short of the blessed wedding event she has been dreaming of since childhood.</p>
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<p>And because he was an alpha male about it, she wants him back.</p>
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<blockquote><p>Pamela, who now weighs just under 10 and a half stone, is still in touch with her ex-boyfriend and said she has not ruled out a reconciliation.</p></blockquote>
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<p>There are no ways in which being alpha is not better than being beta.</p>
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