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    <h1>Butt Pirates, Butt Pats, A Killer Line</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/08/22/butt-pirates-butt-pats-a-killer-line/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 22, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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  <p>If you like very feminine women (and what man doesn’t?), you’ll want to date <a href="https://www.newscientist.com/channel/being-human/dn14543-bisexuality-passed-on-by-hyperheterosexuals-.html" target="_blank">girls who have gay relatives</a>:</p>
  <blockquote><p>Andrea Camperio Ciani and colleagues at the University of Padua, Italy, showed that the female relatives of homosexual men tend to have more children, suggesting that genes on the X chromosome are responsible.</p><p>“It helps to answer a perplexing question – how can there be ‘gay genes’ given that gay sex doesn’t lead to procreation?” says Dean Hamer of the National Institutes of Health in Bethesda, Maryland, who was not involved in the work. “The answer is remarkably simple: the same gene that causes men to like men also causes women to like men, and as a result to have more children.”</p><p>Camperio Ciani emphasises that, rather than being a “gay gene”, this unidentified genetic factor is likely to promote sexual attraction to men in both men and women. <strong>This would influence a woman’s attitude</strong> rather than actually increasing her fertility, making her likely to have more children.</p></blockquote>
  <p>The girl’s attitude is key here. Femininity is not just curves, it’s temperament and personality. When I meet girls now I screen them for how many gay brothers and cousins they have:</p>
  <p>“So this girl I used to date was telling me how great it is for her to have a gay brother, which is even better than a best gay boyfriend. Do you have any gay relatives?”</p>
  <p>I believe screening for this in girls will mean a more romantic dating life, more affection from the girl, and fewer lawyers in my stable of regulars. In fact, I would bet any chick who is a lawyer has a lot of lesbian relatives.</p>
  <p>*****</p>
  <p>The downside of being President when people are watching: A girl offers you her ass and <a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/washington/2008/08/bush-olympics.html" target="_blank">you have to politely decline</a>:</p>
  <blockquote><p>Bush knuckled off a couple of lobs, but defending gold medalists Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh gave the chief executive some pointers. Then after a good play, in the tradition of female volleyballers, May-Treanor turned, bent over slightly and offered her bikinied rear-end for the 43rd president to slap.</p><p>“Mr. President,” she said, “want to?”</p><p>[...]Bush wisely chose instead to brush his hand across the small of May-Treanor’s back.</p></blockquote>
  <p>I’d have slapped, spread, and dry humped her. Of course, as President I’d set up a rendevous later in a secure location where she’d really get my approval for her good play.</p>
  <p>I read the comments on some of the news sites to this story. Unsurprisingly to me, most of the negative comments were from women, who used it as an opportunity to bash Bush’s “perviness” and religious leanings. It’s funny how Bush is so unpopular with women, especially young women and feminists, when he did the “right thing” in this situation, and when by all accounts he’s a moral exemplar of the faithful, loyal (beta) husband. And yet a guy like Bill Clinton, who in practice shit all over feminist principles by sexually harassing interns, fucking subordinates, cheating on his wife multiple times, getting blowjobs from women considerably younger than himself, and even coming dangerously close to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031652/http://www.wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=44451" target="_blank">actual rape</a>, is beloved by women and especially by the very same feminists whose phoniness and moral relativism Clinton showcased for the world. Beautiful. I trust the lesson has not escaped my readers.</p>
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  <p>bush to ass.</p>
  <p>*****</p>
  <p>Here is a great line you can tell a girl during the A2 (female to male interest) attraction phase to boost your value:</p>
  <p>“I could introduce you to every guy in this room, but I can guarantee that none of them will be as interesting as me.”</p>
  <p>Concepts hit: DHV, social status, push-pull. It’s been field tested and proven successful, so give it a try and let me know how it goes.</p>
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