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<h1>Donation Nation</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2012.html">Heartiste: 2012</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2012/07/06/donation-nation/" target="_blank">original article</a> on July 6, 2012. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Supposedly, it’s protocol for internet content providers (ha!) to rattle the tin cup twice per year. So here we are. Donate <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120719145005/https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&amp;hosted_button_id=UXAWU9NMT8AQJ" target="_blank">here</a>, or (more easily) use the donate button to the right on the main page, just under the blog banner heading.</p>
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<p>Have you learned from this castlemonium deluxe? Have you been treated with the requisite haughtiness? Has your psyche been vigorously penetrated? Most importantly, has this stone-front, gated internet retreat nestled deep in the misty meadows of medieval France gotten you laid with the women of your choice?</p>
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<p>If so, show your appreciation!</p>
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<p>If not, fuck you.</p>
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<p>In the meantime, here is what the future holds for Le Chateau Sensuality:</p>
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<p>1. A book (or two!). (Pending defeat of personal laziness demons.)</p>
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<p>2. In-field stuff. (Might include guest spots.)</p>
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<p>3. More reviews of game material. (There’s a pile of ebooks and manuals to read laying disconsolately on the sofa, currently being sniffed by an overfed dog.)</p>
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<p>4. More movie scenes of game in action.</p>
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<p>5. More real-life stories. (Expect calculated timeline distortion and detail restructuring to misdirect the haters.)</p>
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<p>6. More science. (Sorry, it’s a CH favorite.)</p>
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<p>7. Fewer adjectives. (Yeah, we’ve heard you.) I’m donating to Chateau Heartiste because...I love him and his acolytes beyond earthly reason.I love the feeling of high status I get from my philanthropy.I owe that bastard for the Russian threesome.I hate this blog and will demonstrate that with my 1 cent donation.CH is the Word, and the Word is CH.I lost a bet.your mom.<a target="_blank">Vote</a><a href="javascript:PD_vote6371193(1);" target="_blank">View Results</a><a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20120719145017/http://polldaddy.com/signup-free/?ad=poll-front" target="_blank">Polldaddy.com</a></p>
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