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    <h1>Email From Mystery</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/08/27/email-from-mystery/" target="_blank">original article</a> on August 27, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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  <p>I received an email von Markovic (the pickup artist who goes by the pseudonym Mystery) in response to <a href="/worlds-greatest-pickup-artist-goes-down.html" target="_blank">this post</a> I wrote. I can’t vouch for the authenticity of the email, but the writing style and splendid vanity on display do sound like Mystery’s voice. I won’t reveal the email address from which this was sent in the interest of privacy. Anyhow, this stuff is kind of insider-y, so if it bores you you can go over to Andrew Sullivan’s blog and read about <a href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/08/how-to-lead-an-empty-romantic-existence.html" target="_blank">Beta of the Month Candidate Conor Friedersdorf’s continued fascination</a> with game and yours truly.</p>
  <blockquote><p>Several points of your article are in err.</p><p>1. The mother is not, nor has she ever been, a stripper. She has been in Maxim UK tho. I continue to offer monthly seminars on picking up hired guns which include exotic dancers (and Maxim models).</p><p>2. My daughter is not yet 3, to speak of her getting sarged is in bad taste, hell it puts a shit taste in my mouth. Her continued privacy (safety) is my priority. Please refrain from playing with shit.</p><p>3. Deadbeat dad talk: it’s as if you have never met me yet speak as if you have. She lives in England with mom yes – close to family. I lived there around the time of my London bootcamp, then traveled to Toronto with them so we could all spend family time there for a couple weeks – we roasted marshmellows with my brother, sister, mother, etc. Then baby and mom returned to the UK while I did my SF bootcamp, LA bootcamp, some pitch meetings for a couple new shows, and a thing for comedy central. I move into my new place in the Hollywood Hills Sept 1. Mom and baby move 30 min. away with nanny (a gay guy) in a month. It’s difficult to be away from my daughter for sometimes weeks or more at a time. We video-skype to stay close – like living in the future. I do not live with mom presently, tho I’m having them living much closer to me.</p><p>4. My hair is gorgeous! 🙂</p><p>5. My nails look fine. Never had nail fungus, this is plain silly. Haven’t painted my nails black in a couple months tho I reserve the right to do so in the future. Or maybe even red.</p><p>6. Matador’s hair: yeah he’s had work done: he highly recommends the technology to those students who would benefit from it. Saying wig? Looks like someone wants his face punched in by a man bigger, stronger, and with more wealth than you.</p><p>Preselected: When I say I understand women (a mother, older sister, two nieces, a daughter), it means I get it. I get it.</p><p>Leader of men: don’t worry, while Matador would press you through the floor, I’m the guy in his ear saying, don’t do it he’s not worth it.</p><p>Protector of loved ones: my daughter is not yet 3. Keep her out of your marketing in the future please. What movie is, “fuck with my daughter and I kill you” from?</p><p>Willingness to emote: I’m hurt by your silly comments. As if I’d never read them personally. Such time spent will preclude you from playing with the big kids.</p><p>Successful risk taker: I may take risks with my career (notice the operative word: successful), but never with my daughter. She is safe and happy. Where did you come up with your conclusions?! Nail fungus? Deadbeat dad?</p><p>All this aside, pleasure to meet another person interested in the PUA. Mystery.</p><p>What do I do with the text I wrote, send it just to you or send it to my double opt in mailing list? I wonder how big the list is today.</p><p>Mystery – Sent from My iPhone.</p></blockquote>
  <p>I don’t know if he meant it, but for some reason I found his email really humorous, and even touching in a twisted way. It’s over the top, it’s all over the place, it’s... an emotionally charged powerhouse. Some of his points are strange (nail fungus?) but I think he was responding to comments left by my mischievous readers.</p>
  <p>I would just add that, yes, you do have gorgeous hair, Mystery. And whatever Matador had done to his hair, it’s a work of art. Maybe he should shill for his hair restoration doc. Also, any pressing through the floor that Matador wishes to do should be redirected to superomega David Alexander. A good, solid pounding (face, not ass) would be the best thing for DA.</p>
  <p>I don’t have any future marketing plans, but sometimes I wish I did. Rest assured, any marketing will not involve your daughter. 3-year-olds and moms wouldn’t be my target audience.</p>
  <p>PS I highly recommend that all the new and befuddled readers who are coming from sites like <a href="http://www.amnation.com/vfr/" target="_blank">Larry Auster’s</a> and who seem to fall on the traditional conservative (read: beta) side of the ideological spectrum get up to speed by reading <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031353/http://www.amazon.com/Mystery-Method-Beautiful-Women-Into/dp/0312360118/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1251388053&amp;sr=8-1" target="_blank">Mystery’s seminal work</a> on the science and art of game. You may also want to read <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031353/http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Bullets-2nd-Savoy/dp/3941579347/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1251388377&amp;sr=1-1" target="_blank">Magic Bullets</a> by Savoy. Then maybe you’ll be equipped to discuss matters for which you seem to have zero understanding to date.</p>
  <p>PPS On a personal note, Mystery is of my generation. We grasped the nature of women about the same time in our lives. For this reason, I feel a sort of kinship with him and his mission in life.</p>
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