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<h1>Fat Girl Funnies</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2011.html">Heartiste: 2011</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2011/11/19/fat-girl-funnies/" target="_blank">original article</a> on November 19, 2011. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Hat tip to <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20111204085612/http://hokieblogger.com/" target="_blank">Gmac</a> for tweeting a link to this hilarious <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20111204085612/http://memegenerator.net/Fat-Girl" target="_blank">fat girl meme</a>. I laughed and laughed.</p>
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<p>I read somewhere that the Census Bureau (or was it the CDC?) predicts that 80% of Americans will be OBESE by 2050. Imagine that. A whole country full of waddling fat asses. Where do I renounce citizenship?</p>
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<p>I’ve always maintained that shame and ridicule are great motivators to improve oneself. Clearly this humble blog, with its symphony of sadistic mockery, isn’t doing enough to stem the tide of tubbiness. Let’s all work together to reach the masses before they reach critical mass.</p>
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<p class="C">Library of GigaChad | <a href="/" target="_blank">GigaChad</a></p>
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