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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20140711073435/http://heartiste.wordpress.com/2008/01/11/girls-at-different-ages/" target="_blank">original article</a> on January 11, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>The following are one sentence observations of girls I’ve dated in the past five years sorted by their ages.</p>
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<p>19 – Slipped me a pink pill in Club Five and flaked on the third date.</p>
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<p>21 – She made a CD mix to play while we ate a home-cooked meal by candlelight — in her husband’s apartment.</p>
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<p>23 – Needed zero foreplay.</p>
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<p>24 – Smoked pot with me and cried a lot about the magic of being in love.</p>
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<p>25 – Fingerbanged her in my car and caught her looking over her shoulder at me after we parted going in opposite directions.</p>
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<p>26 – Loved to power shop and fuck standing up and talk about herself.</p>
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<p>27 – Required three traditional dates (i.e.: I pay) before putting out.</p>
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<p>28 – Argumentative.</p>
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<p>29 – Flaky like the 19 year old, but minus the charm and flirtatious banter.</p>
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<p>30 - Jumped straight out of bed early on a weekend morning to “accomplish things” after a night of earthshaking sex.</p>
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<p>31 – Screwed like a man and talked aloud about the chores she had to do for the day.</p>
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<p>32 – Lights off sex interrupted by dispassionate instructions on how to please her.</p>
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<p>34 – Showered me with excessive flattery and trolled for same in return.</p>
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<p>35 – Left bra on during sex.</p>
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