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<h1>Girls Who Insisted I Use A Condom</h1>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2009/05/13/girls-who-insisted-i-use-a-condom/" target="_blank">original article</a> on May 13, 2009. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>It’s interesting to recall who among the women blessed to have crossed lifepaths with the masculine juggernaut that is moi insisted I use a condom on the first night together. (Note: This is a separate issue from whether I decided to use a condom myself.)</p>
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<p>A partial selection (because who can remember every girl they’ve slept with?):</p>
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<p><strong>Update:</strong> I completely forgot the DC lawyer chicks ———– NO CONDOM.</p>
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<p><a href="/love.html" target="_blank">First love</a> — Insisted on condom.<br/> French au pair — Insisted on condom. Rolled it on with her mouth.<br/> Bikini girl — No condom.<br/> Riotgrrl DJ — Insisted on condom.<br/> Library pickup — No condom.<br/> Chinese girl — Insisted on condom.<br/> Asian girl of indeterminate origin — No condom.<br/> Asian girl of painfully tight hole — Insisted on condom.<br/> Amelie lookalike — Insisted on condom.<br/> Indian girl — Insisted on condom for blowjob (!) but not for sex (!!).<br/> Artsy chick (#17 in a series) — Insisted on condom.<br/> Cokehead — Insisted on condom.<br/> Girl who was beaten by stepdad — Insisted on condom.<br/> Ugliest girl I have ever banged — No condom.<br/> Hard-charging MBA student — No condom.<br/> Best friend of hard-charging MBA student — Insisted on condom.<br/> Married Russian chick — No condom.<br/> Russian au pair — Insisted on condom.<br/> Married Polish chick — No condom.<br/> Blonde with boyfriend — No condom.<br/> Short brunette with boyfriend — No condom.<br/> Bartender 1 — No condom.<br/> Bartender 2 — No condom.<br/> Bartender 3 — No condom.<br/> Stripper — Insisted on condom.<br/> Croatian chick — Insisted on condom.<br/> Girl with <a href="/number-one-asset.html" target="_blank">smelly pussy</a> — No condom.<br/> Girl with five mangy hamsters for pets — Insisted on condom.<br/> Black girl — No condom.<br/> NIH nurse — Insisted on condom for round one but dropped insistence for round two.<br/> Tomboy — Insisted on condom.<br/> Romanian chick — No condom.<br/> Preacher’s daughter (for real) — Insisted on condom.<br/> Niece of semi-famous politico — Insisted on condom.<br/> Blog groupies (6 of 13) — No condom.<br/> Girl with furry ass — Insisted on condom.<br/> Army <a href="/shit-stains-after-sex.html" target="_blank">girl with smelly ass</a> — No condom.<br/> Bulgarian girl — Insisted on condom.<br/> Finnish girl — No condom.<br/> Turkish girl — No condom.<br/> Argentinian girl — Insisted on condom.<br/> French girl with the most beautiful name in the world — No condom.<br/> Girl who mentioned she was a Mensa member — No condom.<br/> Chic Noir — No condom.</p>
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<p>Rubbing my chin in deep pontification, savoring every delicious sexual memory, I detect a correlation between how long I dated a girl and whether she insisted I use a condom on the first night together. Here is a graphical representation:</p>
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<a href="/files/SD497U1N.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="center" src="/files/SD497U1N.jpg"></a>
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<p>The time I spent with the girl is the vertical axis. The number of times she insisted I use a condom is the horizontal axis. (Condom insistence was usually frontloaded in the dating cycle.) As we can see, the girls who insisted I use a condom on the first night were more likely to be granted the privilege of being my girlfriend. Dirty little sluts who flung themselves at my unsheathed cock had a higher chance of being a pump and dump or short term fling.</p>
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<p>The longer a girl insisted on condom usage, the likelier I would treat her like a precious gemstone. But there are diminishing returns to this general rule. If a girl refused to start taking the pill and made me wear a condom well past the four week mark, I cut her loose. This was probably a wise decision by me. One, condoms suck. Two, she thinks I’m sleeping around on her but doesn’t care (this is a bad foundation for a fledgling relationship, even if true). Three, I wonder who else is she fucking?</p>
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<p>For solid girlfriend material, you’ll want to aim for a condom usage insistence number of three sexual encounters. This allows her to maintain the fiction that she <a href="/its-easy-to-identify-a-slut.html" target="_blank">isn’t a slut</a>, while not pushing you past the point of grudging acceptance into resentment at having your pleasure circumscribed by some smelly latex.</p>
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