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<h1>Greatest Pimp Slap Ever</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2010.html">Heartiste: 2010</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2010/04/16/greatest-pimp-slap-ever/" target="_blank">original article</a> on April 16, 2010. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>Link: <a href="https://web.archive.org/web/20141227031215if_/https://www.youtube.com/embed/v02acl2SBmQ?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent" target="_blank">video</a></p>
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<p>Impressive windup: fi’ dolla</p>
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<p>Backhand: benjamin</p>
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<p>Not even pausing to glower at the chick after slapping her: priceless (Hey, the man was in the middle of a conversation.)</p>
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<p>Giving me the opportunity to write “Morgan Freeman, in ‘Pimpslap Redemption’”: priceless infinity</p>
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<p>By the way, Morgan Freeman once said in an interview that his role as a pimp in ‘Street Smart’ was his favorite.</p>
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