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<h1>How Soon?</h1>
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<p class="nav"><span class="nav-left">Listed under <a href="/heartiste-2008.html">Heartiste: 2008</a>.</span><span class="nav-right"><a href="/theme.html">Theme</a></span></p>
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<p>From the <a href="https://heartiste.org/2008/02/20/how-soon/" target="_blank">original article</a> on February 20, 2008. Author: <a href="https://heartiste.org/" target="_blank">Chateau Heartiste</a>.</p>
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<p>For the men:</p>
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<p>How soon after meeting your girlfriend is it OK to fart in front of her?</p>
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<p>a. third date<br/> b. two weeks<br/> c. one month<br/> d. one year</p>
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<p>How soon after meeting your 20 year old, ballet dancer, former Urban Outfitters model girlfriend is it OK to fart in front of her?</p>
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<p>a. one month<br/> b. six months<br/> c. 2 years<br/> d. never. hold your farts in until you die of an intestinal embolism.</p>
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<p>How soon after meeting your Rubenesque girlfriend is it OK to fart in front of her?</p>
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<p>a. first date<br/> b. five minutes<br/> c. 30 seconds<br/> d. every time she starts to talk, eat, bend over, or undress.</p>
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<p>For the ladies:</p>
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<p>How soon after meeting your boyfriend is it OK to wear oversized knee-length t-shirts to bed?</p>
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<p>a. never<br/> b. never<br/> c. never<br/> d. all the time if you’re featured on <a href="https://fupahunter.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">FUPA Hunter</a>.</p>
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<p class="C">Library of GigaChad | <a href="/" target="_blank">GigaChad</a></p>
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